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Mocking Turd

Posted on December 4, 2019 by twitmericks

A sensitive snowflake named Trump/ Made clear he had taken the hump/ At being discussed in/ A huddle by Justin/ And others who think him a chump./// A sensitive snowflake named TrumpMade clear he had taken the humpAt being discussed … Continue reading →

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On the rocks

Posted on November 21, 2018 by twitmericks

Some curlers got kicked off the rink/ For taking an excess of drink/ For whisky on ice/ Is not very nice,/ Or so many connoisseurs think./// Some curlers got kicked off the rinkFor taking an excess of drinkFor whisky on … Continue reading →

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Guano Guest’s Pepperoni Pardon

Posted on April 7, 2018 by twitmericks

A hotel has lifted a ban/ Imposed on a Halifax man/ Whose sausage mishap/ Brought seagulls to crap,/ At which point the shit hit the fan./// A hotel has lifted a banImposed on a Halifax manWhose sausage mishapBrought seagulls to … Continue reading →

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Dare to Bare!

Posted on February 14, 2018 by twitmericks

Though sleevelessness may have its charms,/ Kim Campbell considers it harms/ TV women’s gravitas;/ Others would have it as/ Asserting one’s right to bare arms./// Though sleevelessness may have its charms,Kim Campbell considers it harmsTV women's gravitas;Others would have it … Continue reading →

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Sheer Loonacy

Posted on November 22, 2016 by twitmericks

Canadian bird the gray jay,/ To popular shock and dismay,/ Is national bird/ Though loons were preferred/ By most people having a say./// http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/gray-jay-national-bird-canadian-geographic-rom-ornithologist-1.3856361 Canadian bird the gray jay,To popular shock and dismay,Is national birdThough loons were preferredBy most people … Continue reading →

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The Passing Watergate Tapes

Posted on September 9, 2015 by twitmericks

A would-be Toronto MP/ Was videoed having a wee/ In somebody’s mug./ Not spotting the bug,/ He thought that nobody could see./// http://www.cbc.ca/m/news/politics/jerry-bance-marketplace-1.3217797 A would-be Toronto MP Was videoed having a wee In somebody's mug. Not spotting the bug, He reckoned nobody could see. http://t.co/XXv79UN1Ao … Continue reading →

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Crack Becomes Gulf

Posted on November 19, 2013 by twitmericks

A Mayor fond of throwing his weight/ Has likened himself to Kuwait/ Although it is crack/ Not Saddam’s Iraq/ To blame for his war-ravaged state. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/canada/10458793/Rob-Ford-compares-Toronto-city-councillors-to-Saddam-Hussein.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/402811596252000257  

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Back, Sack and Crack

Posted on November 1, 2013 by twitmericks

The Mayor of Toronto fought back/ Denying he ever smoked crack/ But now there’s a vid/ Suggesting he did/ He may soon be facing the sack./// http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/31/toronto-mayor-rob-ford-police-investigation_n_4181704.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/396226289847111680

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