Tag Archives: alcohol

On the rocks

Some curlers got kicked off the rink/ For taking an excess of drink/ For whisky on ice/ Is not very nice,/ Or so many connoisseurs think./// Some curlers got kicked off the rinkFor taking an excess of drinkFor whisky on … Continue reading

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Gulls’ Night Out

In Devon and Somerset news,/ Some seagulls are hitting the booze,/ But rescuers think/ A gull high on drink/ Recovers the minute it spews./// In Devon and Somerset news,Some seagulls are hitting the booze,But rescuers thinkA gull high on drinkRecovers … Continue reading

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What’s Another Beer?

Excessive consumption of beers/ May shorten your life by some years,/ So have a good think -/ If having a drink/ Still seems the best option, then cheers!/// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-43738644 Excessive consumption of beersMay shorten your life by some years,So have … Continue reading

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Macron Villages

Emmanuel Macron says wine/ As alcohol goes, is benign/ Though doctors are anti,/ He says for the santé/ A bottle of claret is fine./// Emmanuel Macron says wineAs alcohol goes, is benignThough doctors are anti,He says for the santéA bottle … Continue reading

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Going Dutch?

Said EU head honcho Jean-Claude/ The UK must pay what is aude/ So settle your tab/ We’ll call you a cab -/ But first let’s have one for the raude./// http://www.euronews.com/2017/10/13/juncker-turns-to-beer-in-bid-to-get-britain-to-cough-up-for-brexit Said EU head honcho Jean-ClaudeThe UK must pay what … Continue reading

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Booze Taboos

Advisers on alcohol think/ That every unit you sink/ Of beer, wine or whisky/ Is terribly risky/ (Of course they themselves never drink)./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35255384 Advisers on alcohol think That every unit you sink Of beer wine or whisky Is terribly risky (Of course they … Continue reading

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Outrageous Slur

A liking for whisky and wine/ Allegedly helped create Strine/ Australians slurred,/ An expert’s inferred,/ Because they were boozing like swine./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/australian-accent-is-a-product-of-early-settlers-heavy-drinking-claims-academic-a6711486.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/659428131518980096

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Dr – No!

James Bond was a fictional spy/ Who liked his martinis quite dry/ Now docs say the bastard/ Got utterly plastered,/ At work he was normally high./// http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/270087.php https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/411529850986299392

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Oz Sez Soz

A seventies rocker named Ozzy/ Has had to say sorry becoz ‘e/ Became a right bastard/ While wasted & plastered/ But hardly the only one, was ‘e? ///https://www.facebook.com/ozzyosbourne/posts/10151607133627318 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/324186569164603393

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A Jerk from Falkirk

There is an MP for Falkirk Who likes to relax after work He got in a fight With a copper last night (Cheap alcohol being a perk). ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9932686/MP-Eric-Joyce-questioned-by-police-over-Commons-drunken-brawl.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/312568947113345026

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