Tag Archives: health

Living on air

Posted on November 12, 2019 by twitmericks

For fans of a sugary roll,/ With weight they would like to control,/ A doughnut’s the thing,/ Which has in its ring/ A calorie-free central hole./// https://inews.co.uk/inews-lifestyle/greggs-to-encourage-healthy-eating-by-offering-diet-doughnuts-with-a-hole-920674 donut tweet

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Cock-eyed prescription

Posted on January 8, 2019 by twitmericks

A woman who to her surprise/ Got cream of the type one applies/ For penile dysfunction,/ Not ocular unction,/ Is now making love with her eyes./// A woman who to her surpriseGot cream of the type one appliesFor penile dysfunction,Not … Continue reading →

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Shit a brick

Posted on November 28, 2018 by twitmericks

Six gutsy scatologists tested/ How lego performs when ingested/ By swallowing pieces/ Then checking their faeces -/ Don’t try this at home, they suggested./// Six gutsy scatologists testedHow lego performs when ingestedBy swallowing piecesThen checking their faeces –Don't try this … Continue reading →

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To Our Very Good Health

Posted on July 5, 2018 by twitmericks

Congrats to the old NHS,/ Underfunded, but nevertheless/ Delivering health/ Regardless of wealth/ For 70 years with success./// Congrats to the old NHS,Underfunded, but neverthelessDelivering healthRegardless of wealthFor 70 years with success.#NHS70 #NHS #HappyBirthdayNHS — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) July 5, … Continue reading →

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What’s Up Doc?

Posted on May 2, 2018 by twitmericks

There was an old medical doc/ Who swore Donald Trump was a rock,/ And couldn’t be better,/ But now says his letter/ Was written by Trump – what a shock!/// There was an old medical docWho swore Donald Trump was … Continue reading →

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What’s Another Beer?

Posted on April 15, 2018 by twitmericks

Excessive consumption of beers/ May shorten your life by some years,/ So have a good think -/ If having a drink/ Still seems the best option, then cheers!/// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-43738644 Excessive consumption of beersMay shorten your life by some years,So have … Continue reading →

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Macron Villages

Posted on March 6, 2018 by twitmericks

Emmanuel Macron says wine/ As alcohol goes, is benign/ Though doctors are anti,/ He says for the santé/ A bottle of claret is fine./// Emmanuel Macron says wineAs alcohol goes, is benignThough doctors are anti,He says for the santéA bottle … Continue reading →

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Unhealthy Intervention

Posted on February 6, 2018 by twitmericks

The President got in a mess/ Attacking the Brits’ NHS,/ Which, though his pal Farage/ Is apt to disparage,/ The people want more of, not less./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/feb/05/trump-pro-nhs-marches-universal-healthcare-farage-fox-friends The President got in a messAttacking the Brits' NHS,Which, though his pal FarageIs … Continue reading →

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The Nose Knows Best

Posted on January 16, 2018 by twitmericks

A fellow who stifled a sneeze/ Prevented the spread of disease/ But ruptured his throat,/ Two specialists note,/ So just use a handkerchief please./// A fellow who stifled a sneezePrevented the spread of diseaseBut ruptured his throat,Two specialists note,So just … Continue reading →

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Leaving on a Jet Plane

Posted on September 30, 2017 by twitmericks

The self-declared swamp-drainer Trump/ Decided he needed to dump/ Embarrassment Tom/ Whose jets cost a bomb,/ So Price was instructed to jump./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/sep/29/tom-price-resigns-health-secretary-private-flights-trump  

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