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The Case for the Proseccution
The regional chief’s declared war/ Against what Italians abhor -/ He’ll see not one single/ Prosecco-based Pringle/ Displayed in a Veneto store./// The regional chief's declared warAgainst what Italians abhor –He'll see not one singleProsecco-based PringleDisplayed in a Veneto store.#prosecco … Continue reading
Gin & shit
Next day when you feel overhung,/ Head pounding, with leathery tongue,/ You’ll sit there and think/ Now why did I drink/ That gin made from elephant dung?/// Next day when you feel overhung,Head pounding, with leathery tongue,You'll sit there and … Continue reading
On the rocks
Some curlers got kicked off the rink/ For taking an excess of drink/ For whisky on ice/ Is not very nice,/ Or so many connoisseurs think./// Some curlers got kicked off the rinkFor taking an excess of drinkFor whisky on … Continue reading
Lady Garden Privet Parts Abused
A bush-trimmer spoke to allege/ Drunk fellows have sex with his hedge,/ Invading the privet/ In order to give it/ A shag with their meat and two veg./// A bush-trimmer spoke to allegeDrunk fellows have sex with his hedge,Invading the … Continue reading
Gulls’ Night Out
In Devon and Somerset news,/ Some seagulls are hitting the booze,/ But rescuers think/ A gull high on drink/ Recovers the minute it spews./// In Devon and Somerset news,Some seagulls are hitting the booze,But rescuers thinkA gull high on drinkRecovers … Continue reading
Gin Sling
While holding a drink, young Ben Duckett/ Unwisely decided to chuckett/ He said though I should/ Take care and be good/ I’ve had a few pints now, so Fuckett./// https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2017/dec/09/england-ben-duckett-dropped-ashes-tour-game-after-perth-bar-incident While holding a drink, young Ben DuckettUnwisely decided to chuckettHe … Continue reading
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Booze Taboos
Advisers on alcohol think/ That every unit you sink/ Of beer, wine or whisky/ Is terribly risky/ (Of course they themselves never drink)./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35255384 Advisers on alcohol think That every unit you sink Of beer wine or whisky Is terribly risky (Of course they … Continue reading
Outrageous Slur
A liking for whisky and wine/ Allegedly helped create Strine/ Australians slurred,/ An expert’s inferred,/ Because they were boozing like swine./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/australian-accent-is-a-product-of-early-settlers-heavy-drinking-claims-academic-a6711486.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/659428131518980096
Doubles All Round
The UK consumption of drink/ Is quite a lot more than we think/ The stuff we admit/ Is only a bit/ Of the booze that we actually sink. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/a-nation-of-secret-boozers-english-people-underestimate-how-much-alcohol-they-drink-8512382.html The UK consumption of drink/Is quite a lot more than we … Continue reading