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Guano Guest’s Pepperoni Pardon

A hotel has lifted a ban/ Imposed on a Halifax man/ Whose sausage mishap/ Brought seagulls to crap,/ At which point the shit hit the fan./// A hotel has lifted a banImposed on a Halifax manWhose sausage mishapBrought seagulls to … Continue reading

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Rock of Shit

A million plus penguins were found/ When pix of an Antarctic mound/ Were taken from space/ Revealing a place/ Where guano deposits abound./// A million plus penguins were foundWhen pix of an Antarctic moundWere taken from spaceRevealing a placeWhere guano … Continue reading

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