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Eels in seals

A hungry Hawaiian monk seal/ Was rather annoyed by an eel/ Which got up its nose,/ Researchers suppose,/ To get out of being its meal./// A hungry Hawaiian monk sealWas rather annoyed by an eelWhich got up its nose,Researchers suppose,To … Continue reading

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Die-ing for a poo*

The wombat marsupial species,/ Contrives to make cubical faeces:/ The poo is compressed in/ The creature’s intestine,/ Then packed into stackable pieces./// *Thanks to Richard Heald for improved headline. The wombat marsupial species,Contrives to make cubical faeces:The poo is compressed … Continue reading

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Rock of Shit

A million plus penguins were found/ When pix of an Antarctic mound/ Were taken from space/ Revealing a place/ Where guano deposits abound./// A million plus penguins were foundWhen pix of an Antarctic moundWere taken from spaceRevealing a placeWhere guano … Continue reading

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