Tag Archives: royals

Trump bump

Posted on June 3, 2019 by twitmericks

A small-handed yellow-haired whiner/ Who came to warn Brits against China/ Was shockingly seen/ To fist-bump the queen,/ Manhandling the royal regina./// A small-handed yellow-haired whiner Who came to warn Brits against ChinaWas shockingly seenTo fist-bump the queen,Manhandling the royal … Continue reading →

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Duke of hazard

Posted on January 19, 2019 by twitmericks

A very old royal named Phil/ Has had to explain to the Bill/ He crashed his Land Rover/ And flipped it right over,/ But still isn’t over the hill. A very old royal named PhilHas had to explain to the … Continue reading →

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Royal Pretender

Posted on June 1, 2018 by twitmericks

An expert on Harry and Wills/ Named Thomas J. Mace-Archer-Mills/ Is not, it transpires,/ A squire from the shires,/ But Tommy from New York’s green hills./// https://www.wsj.com/amp/articles/british-expert-on-the-royal-family-is-actually-tommy-from-upstate-new-york-1527775859 An expert on Harry and WillsNamed Thomas J. Mace-Archer-MillsIs not, it transpires,A squire … Continue reading →

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Meet the Folks

Posted on May 19, 2018 by twitmericks

Some folks had a do for their wedding/ Halfway between London and Reading/ He said ‘that was fine,/ But after the wine/ It’s grandad’s reaction I’m dreading’./// Some folks had a do for their weddingHalfway between London and ReadingHe said … Continue reading →

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Nothing Succeeds Like Succession

Posted on April 20, 2018 by twitmericks

The transfer of power’s begun/ The Commonwealth speaking as one/ And by some coinc-/ -idence naming a prince/ Who happens to be the Queen’s son./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43840710 The transfer of power's begunThe Commonwealth speaking as oneAnd by some coinc–idence naming a … Continue reading →

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Storm in a D-Cup

Posted on January 12, 2018 by twitmericks

  A top upper-class corsetière/ Whose undies the royal folk wear/ Is losing its warrant/ For acts most abhorrent -/ Discussing the queen’s brassière!/// A top upper-class corsetièreWhose undies the royal folk wearIs losing its warrantFor acts most abhorrent –Discussing … Continue reading →

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Sod this for a Game of Thrones

Posted on June 22, 2017 by twitmericks

Prince Harry, the son of the heir/ Says most UK royals don’t care/ To sit on the throne;/ Has Britain outgrown/ The whole monarchistic affair?/// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40363063 Prince Harry, the son of the heirSays most UK royals don't careTo sit on … Continue reading →

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Old Man Retires

Posted on May 4, 2017 by twitmericks

An elderly royal named Phil/ Said now I am over the hill/ I’ll skip every function/ And feel no compunction,/ Just hang in the palace and chill./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39802636 An elderly royal named PhilSaid now I am over the hillI'll skip … Continue reading →

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Divorce Clause

Posted on March 30, 2017 by twitmericks

King Henry VIII had a clause/ For swift proclamation of laws/ It’s now back in force/ In Britain’s divorce/ To further the Brexiteers’ cause./// http://edition.cnn.com/2017/03/30/europe/great-repeal-bill-henry-viii-clauses/ King Henry VIII had a clauseFor swift proclamation of lawsIt's now back in forceIn Britain's … Continue reading →

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Orf With His Head

Posted on May 11, 2016 by twitmericks

Elizabeth, HM the Queen/ Was overheard venting her spleen- / That envoy from China/ Said Lizzy Regina/ Is ruder than any one’s seen./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36263685 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/730515180635996160

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