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Storm in a D-Cup

  A top upper-class corsetière/ Whose undies the royal folk wear/ Is losing its warrant/ For acts most abhorrent -/ Discussing the queen’s brassière!/// A top upper-class corsetièreWhose undies the royal folk wearIs losing its warrantFor acts most abhorrent –Discussing … Continue reading

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Knicker-nicker nicked

In China a lingerie thief/ Whose bra-burgling beggared belief/ Hid what he was stealing/ And brought down the ceiling/ And that is today’s news in brief./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/prolific-underwear-thief-busted-after-ceiling-drops-from-strain-of-around-2000-bras-and-knickers-9940809.html In China a lingerie thief Whose bra-burgling beggared belief Hid what he was stealing Collapsing the … Continue reading

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The Man with the Exploding Underpants

A terror suspect from Nigeria/Hid a bomb rather near his posterior/A mini fire started/But if he had farted/His bum woulda blown to Siberia. http://www.voanews.com/english/news/usa/Trial-Opens-for-Nigerian-in-Failed-US-Airliner-Attack-131526553.html The one’s a bit more in the traditional vein of the smutty limerick. Hey, come on, … Continue reading

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