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Received with Fangs

A clerk who was caught on the take/ Said: Come on guys, gimme a break/ Although it sounds funny/ You’ll find all that money/ Inside the Nigerian Snake!/// A clerk who was caught on the takeSaid: Come on guys, gimme … Continue reading

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Buhari Boo-boo

Nigeria’s President’s wife/ Said dodgy appointments were rife/ Buhari got bitchin’/ “Get back in the kitchen” Which may produce marital strife./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-37659863 Nigeria's President's wifeSaid dodgy appointments were rifeBuhari got bitchin'"Get back in the kitchen"Which may produce marital strife. — … Continue reading

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Bye Bye Achebe

Farewell to a man from Nigeria/ Whose writing was pretty superior/ Things Fall Apart/ Showed Africa’s heart/ Without all the darkness hysteria. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2013/mar/22/novelist-chinua-achebe-dies Farewell to a man from Nigeria Whose writing was pretty superior Things Fall Apart Showed Africa's heart Without all the darkness … Continue reading

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The Man with the Exploding Underpants

A terror suspect from Nigeria/Hid a bomb rather near his posterior/A mini fire started/But if he had farted/His bum woulda blown to Siberia. http://www.voanews.com/english/news/usa/Trial-Opens-for-Nigerian-in-Failed-US-Airliner-Attack-131526553.html The one’s a bit more in the traditional vein of the smutty limerick. Hey, come on, … Continue reading

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