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Trouser Snake

Police found two drunken carousers/ Were covert reptilian-housers,/ A visible writhin’/ Betraying a python/ Secreted down one fellow’s trousers./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/nov/08/germany-detained-man-darmstadt-baby-python-pants Police found two drunken carousersWere covert reptilian-housers,A visible writhin'Betraying a pythonSecreted down one fellow's trousers. — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November … Continue reading

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Snake on the Loos

A python in Southend-on-Sea/ Surprised a boy going to pee/ But luckily Reggie,/ Although not a veggie,/ Prefers baby rats for his tea./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-41159173 A python in Southend-on-SeaSurprised a boy going to peeBut luckily Reggie,Although not a veggie,Prefers baby rats … Continue reading

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Penis Extension

There was a young man from Bangkok Who had an unfortunate shock For as the poor chap Was having a crap A python latched onto his cock./// https://www.buzzfeed.com/leticiamiranda/snake-bite?utm_term=.gaLVM8R5#.seYQBKk4 There was a young man from BangkokWho had an unfortunate shockFor as … Continue reading

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