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Trouser Snake

Police found two drunken carousers/ Were covert reptilian-housers,/ A visible writhin’/ Betraying a python/ Secreted down one fellow’s trousers./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/nov/08/germany-detained-man-darmstadt-baby-python-pants Police found two drunken carousersWere covert reptilian-housers,A visible writhin'Betraying a pythonSecreted down one fellow's trousers. — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) November … Continue reading

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The Wrong Trousers?

An aide to Prime Minister May/ Said “Keep Nicky Morgan away”/ Because she asked whether/ For trousers in leather/ A grand was a bit much to pay./// http://news.sky.com/story/pm-aide-and-mp-nicky-morgan-clash-over-leather-trousers-remark-10691913 An aide to Prime Minister MaySaid "Keep Nicky Morgan away"Because she asked … Continue reading

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