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Full Monty Python

A woman was jolted awake/ To find herself next to a snake./ ‘Relax’, the snake hissed,/ ‘We’re both a bit pissed -/ Let’s call it a drunken mistake’./// A woman was jolted awakeTo find herself next to a snake.'Relax', the … Continue reading

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Penis Extension

There was a young man from Bangkok Who had an unfortunate shock For as the poor chap Was having a crap A python latched onto his cock./// https://www.buzzfeed.com/leticiamiranda/snake-bite?utm_term=.gaLVM8R5#.seYQBKk4 There was a young man from BangkokWho had an unfortunate shockFor as … Continue reading

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