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Fool’s Gold

The head of a major world power/ Requested some art for his bower;/ The Guggenheim said/ They’d lend him instead/ A golden loo – matching his shower./// The head of a major world powerRequested some art for his bower;The Guggenheim … Continue reading

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In Deep Doo-doo

A man who climbed into a loo/ Found this was a dumb thing to do/ He got himself trapped/ Where many had crapped/ Thigh-deep in a cauldron of poo./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/norwegian-man-rescued-trapped-inside-toilet-cato-berntsen-larsen-a7212841.html A man who climbed into a looFound this was a … Continue reading

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Penis Extension

There was a young man from Bangkok Who had an unfortunate shock For as the poor chap Was having a crap A python latched onto his cock./// https://www.buzzfeed.com/leticiamiranda/snake-bite?utm_term=.gaLVM8R5#.seYQBKk4 There was a young man from BangkokWho had an unfortunate shockFor as … Continue reading

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Staying One Movement Ahead

A Georgian chess-playing chap/ Was kicked out for using an app/ That helped him improve/ His next killer move/ Whenever he went for a crap./// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/chess/11531055/Grandmaster-makes-bad-move-after-being-caught-cheating-at-chess-in-a-lavatory.html A Georgian chess-playing chap Was kicked out for using an app That helped him improve His next … Continue reading

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