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Pomme fright

A spud that did not make the grade/ When sent to join crisps being made/ Created a scare,/ For this bombe de terre/ Was an old ready salted grenade./// A spud that did not make the gradeWhen sent to join … Continue reading

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Terror Error

A bomber got rather a shock,/ His bomb going off at half-cock./ The master of terror/ Made one basic error:/ He didn’t put forward his clock.///  http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/republic-of-ireland/dublin-bomber-may-have-blown-himself-up-because-he-forgot-about-clocks-changing-30150589.html A bomber got rather a shock, His bomb going off at half-cock. The master of … Continue reading

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Rhine Mine

The people who live in #Koblenz/Are feeling a little bit tense/A 4000lb/World War II bomb’s been found/The force of which could be immense. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16021305

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The Man with the Exploding Underpants

A terror suspect from Nigeria/Hid a bomb rather near his posterior/A mini fire started/But if he had farted/His bum woulda blown to Siberia. http://www.voanews.com/english/news/usa/Trial-Opens-for-Nigerian-in-Failed-US-Airliner-Attack-131526553.html The one’s a bit more in the traditional vein of the smutty limerick. Hey, come on, … Continue reading

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