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Ambo in limbo

Posted on July 10, 2019 by

A diplomat fellow named Kim/ Said POTUS’s White House was grim;/ When Trump got the hump/ And Johnson kissed rump/ It all ended badly for him./// A diplomat fellow named KimSaid POTUS's White House was grim;When Trump got the humpAnd … Continue reading →

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The wrong Kim

Posted on July 9, 2019 by

A thin-skinned old fellow named Trump/ Got into a bit of a grump/ As Britain’s ambassador/ Could not have been acider/ About the incompetent chump./// A thin-skinned old fellow named Trump Got into a bit of a grump As Britain's … Continue reading →

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More Trumpery

Posted on July 27, 2018 by

An ex-Trump attorney named Cohen/ Denies Donald’s claims of not knowin/’ Of campaign discussions/ With prominent Russians;/ Trump’s nose, like the scandal, keeps growin’./// An ex-Trump attorney named CohenDenies Donald's claims of not knowin'Of campaign discussionsWith prominent Russians;Trump's nose, like … Continue reading →

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Flying Visit

Posted on July 13, 2018 by

There is a big empty balloon/ That looks like a total buffoon;/ With bright yellow hair,/ Chock full of hot air,/ And so is his airborne lampoon./// https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-politics-44820849/trump-baby-blimp-launched-in-london There is a big empty balloonThat looks like a total buffoon;With bright … Continue reading →

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On the March

Posted on March 24, 2018 by

A multitude gathers as one/ Refusing to bow to the gun/ The movement that drives/ The #March For Our Lives/ Sees clearly what has to be done./// https://edition.cnn.com/2018/03/24/us/march-for-our-lives/index.html A multitude gathers as oneRefusing to bow to the gunThe movement that … Continue reading →

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Hopeless POTUS

Posted on March 1, 2018 by

A big-headed, small-handed dope/ Who boasted of liking to grope/ Has lost a top hire/ And self-confessed liar -/ PR-wise, he hasn’t a Hope./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/feb/28/hope-hicks-resigns-trump-communications-director-white-house A big-headed, small-handed dopeWho boasted of liking to gropeHas lost a top hireAnd self-confessed liar … Continue reading →

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Off Target

Posted on February 22, 2018 by

At last a debate has begun/ On shootings and what must be done;/ And Trump’s contribution?/ His favoured solution/ Is giving a teacher a gun./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43149694 At last a debate has begunOn shootings and what must be done;And Trump's contribution?His … Continue reading →

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Cruz Gets the Blues

Posted on May 4, 2016 by

There was a contender named Cruz/ Of right-wing Republican views./ Outplayed on the stump/ By Donald J Trump/ He quit when he saw he would lose./// http://edition.cnn.com/2016/05/03/politics/ted-cruz-drops-out/ There was a contender named CruzOf right-wing Republican views.Outplayed on the stumpBy Donald … Continue reading →

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A Massive Dick

Posted on March 4, 2016 by

Said Donald “I thank my creator/ That nobody’s penis is greater/ Lil’ Marco is wrong/ I’ve got a huge schlong”/ Asserted the great mass debater./// http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/03/donald-trump-assures-americans-his-penis-is-big-enough-to-lead.html Said Donald "I thank my creatorThat nobody's penis is greaterLil' Marco is wrongI've got … Continue reading →

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A Doctor Writes…

Posted on December 15, 2015 by

Republican Donald’s physician/ Said: “Trump is in A1 condition,/ Of excellent health/ And also great wealth,/ (Which helped to decide my position)”./// http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2015/12/14/doctor-donald-trump-strength-stamina-extraordinary/77302000/ Republican Donald's physician Said: Trump is in A1 condition, Of excellent health And also great wealth, Which helped to decide my … Continue reading →

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