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Florida gets torrider
A Florida spa parlour owner/ And recent Republican donor/ Sells clients a hump/ Or access to Trump,/ Whichever will give them a boner./// A Florida spa parlour ownerAnd recent Republican donorSells clients a humpOr access to Trump,Whichever will give them … Continue reading
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What the Fox Laura on About?
There is a Fox anchor named Laura,/ All sensible people deplaura/ She keeps getting horrider/ To schoolkids in Florida,/ For fear that the world might ignaura./// https://www.buzzfeed.com/coralewis/fox-anchor-laura-ingraham-parkland-david-hogg?utm_term=.neEapXdYX&bftwnews#.asDB8DZWD There is a Fox anchor named Laura,All sensible people deplauraShe keeps getting horriderTo … Continue reading
Off Target
At last a debate has begun/ On shootings and what must be done;/ And Trump’s contribution?/ His favoured solution/ Is giving a teacher a gun./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43149694 At last a debate has begunOn shootings and what must be done;And Trump's contribution?His … Continue reading
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Class Action
Lawmakers must heed the campaign/ Of students whose classmates were slain/ Whatever big bucks/ The NRA chucks/ The message is #NeverAgain./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/florida-shooting-students-march-gun-control-weapons-ban-parkland-school-latest-a8221606.html Lawmakers must heed the campaignOf students whose classmates were slainWhatever big bucksThe NRA chucksTheir message is #NeverAgain — … Continue reading
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Arms and the Storm
Police are at pains to advise/ Gun-toting Floridian guys/ Keep shooting the breeze/ But gentlemen please/ To fire at a storm is unwise./// https://www.vox.com/world/2017/9/10/16283316/hurricane-irma-2017-florida-shoot-guns Police are at pains to adviseGun-toting Floridian guysKeep shooting the breezeBut gentlemen pleaseTo fire at a … Continue reading
Rush gets Windy
A chap of Conservative stripe/ Said hurricane warnings were hype,/ But as things got torrider/ He Rushed out of Florida,/ The climate-denying asswipe./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/rush-limbaugh-irma-hurricane-florida-evacuation-hoax-conspiracy-theory-a7937201.html A chap of Conservative stripeSaid hurricane warnings were hypeBut as it got torriderHe Rushed out of … Continue reading
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Mitt Emerges from the Shit
Gingrich, Santorum & Paul/Have now got their backs to the wall/As insults got torrider/Romney won Florida/In which it is winner takes all. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/dirty-fight-sees-romney-emerge-as-clearcut-favourite-after-florida-victory-6297722.html
