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Holy Mother of God!

An auditor from Alabama/ Said “quit with the anti-Moore clamour;/ Take old Joseph’s scene/ With Mary the teen -/ They didn’t put him in the slammer!”/// Jesus, Mary and Joseph: Alabama state auditor defends Roy Moore on teen sex encounter … Continue reading

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Hitting the Campaign Trail

Republican hopeful Gianforte/ Whose fuse couldn’t get any shorte/ Denies he’s at fault/ Tho charged with assault/ For slamming a British reporte./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/25/paul-ryan-montana-gop-greg-gianforte-ben-jacobs Republican hopeful GianforteWhose fuse couldn't get any shorteDenies he's at faultTho charged with assaultFor slamming a British … Continue reading

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Second Time as Farce

Melania’s speech went so well/ Till somewhere it rang a faint bell/ And experts concurred/ She stole word for word/ An earlier one by Michelle./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jul/19/melania-trump-republican-convention-plagiarism-michelle-obama Melania's speech went so wellTill somewhere it rang a faint bellAnd experts concurredShe stole … Continue reading

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Cruz Gets the Blues

There was a contender named Cruz/ Of right-wing Republican views./ Outplayed on the stump/ By Donald J Trump/ He quit when he saw he would lose./// http://edition.cnn.com/2016/05/03/politics/ted-cruz-drops-out/ There was a contender named CruzOf right-wing Republican views.Outplayed on the stumpBy Donald … Continue reading

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A Massive Dick

Said Donald “I thank my creator/ That nobody’s penis is greater/ Lil’ Marco is wrong/ I’ve got a huge schlong”/ Asserted the great mass debater./// http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/03/donald-trump-assures-americans-his-penis-is-big-enough-to-lead.html Said Donald "I thank my creatorThat nobody's penis is greaterLil' Marco is wrongI've got … Continue reading

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Mitt Throws Punch

A former contender named Mitt/ Condemns Donald Trump as unfit:/ A fraud and a phony/ Who peddles baloney,/ Dishonest, mysogynist shit./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2016-35717888 A former contender named MittCondemns Donald #Trump as unfit:A fraud and a phonyWho peddles baloney,Dishonest, mysogynist shit.#Romney — … Continue reading

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A Doctor Writes…

Republican Donald’s physician/ Said: “Trump is in A1 condition,/ Of excellent health/ And also great wealth,/ (Which helped to decide my position)”./// http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2015/12/14/doctor-donald-trump-strength-stamina-extraordinary/77302000/ Republican Donald's physician Said: Trump is in A1 condition, Of excellent health And also great wealth, Which helped to decide my … Continue reading

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Trump’s Lead Bleeds Away

Republican wannabe Trump/ Finds backers are taking the hump/ Because the old bleeder/ Who wants to be leader/ Persistently speaks from his rump./// http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/aug/08/donald-trump-roger-stone-megyn-kelly Republican wannabe Trump Finds backers are taking the hump Because the old bleeder Who wants to be leader Persistently speaks … Continue reading

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Rich Pitch

The toupeed tycoon Donald Trump Has outlined his pitch on the stump: I’m a billionaire From my platinum hair Right down to my gold-plated rump. ///http://www.wsj.com/video/highlights-from-donald-trump-campaign-announcement/FFA6C054-D049-4BDA-AA5B-A73E63C593F0.html The toupeed tycoon Donald Trump Who plans to go out on the stump Is a billionaire From … Continue reading

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Grimm By Name, Grim by Nature

Congressman Michael G Grimm/ Resented folks questioning him/ He told a reporter/ He’d give him no quarter/ But tear the poor chap limb from limb. /// (I used a little poetic licence – here’s what he actually said: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/30/nyregion/rep-michael-grimm-threat-ny1-reporter.html?_r=0) https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/428572994017845249

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