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Mitt dumps Trump

Posted on January 2, 2019 by twitmericks

His fellow Republican, Mitt,/ Declared Donald Trump is unfit/ And went on to say/ He’s causing dismay./ The rest of the world said: “No Shit!”/// His fellow Republican, Mitt,Declared Donald Trump is unfitAnd went on to sayHe's causing dismay.The rest … Continue reading →

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Judge judged

Posted on September 28, 2018 by twitmericks

There once was a pale, stale, male/ Entitled alumnus of Yale/ Who, being accused/ By those he’d abused,/ Would bluster and bully and wail./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/27/kavanaugh-ford-testimony-latest-what-will-they-say-senate-hearing There once was a pale, stale, maleEntitled alumnus of YaleWho, being accusedBy those he'd abused,Would … Continue reading →

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A house divided

Posted on September 22, 2018 by twitmericks

There is a right-winger named Paul/ Whose siblings don’t rate him at all/ Six brothers and sisters/ Have joined the resisters/ To work for the Congressman’s fall./// (I tweaked the second line from the tweeted version, on reflection, but either … Continue reading →

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Missing in Inaction

Posted on January 23, 2018 by twitmericks

The shutdown returned to the Senate/ For compromise talks to prevennit/ With no help from Trump,/ Who sat on his rump,/ And even now seems to resennit./// https://edition.cnn.com/2018/01/22/politics/trump-policy-shutdown-analysis/index.html The shutdown returned to the SenateFor compromise talks to prevennitWith no help … Continue reading →

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Holy Mother of God!

Posted on November 10, 2017 by twitmericks

An auditor from Alabama/ Said “quit with the anti-Moore clamour;/ Take old Joseph’s scene/ With Mary the teen -/ They didn’t put him in the slammer!”/// Jesus, Mary and Joseph: Alabama state auditor defends Roy Moore on teen sex encounter … Continue reading →

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Hitting the Campaign Trail

Posted on May 25, 2017 by twitmericks

Republican hopeful Gianforte/ Whose fuse couldn’t get any shorte/ Denies he’s at fault/ Tho charged with assault/ For slamming a British reporte./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/25/paul-ryan-montana-gop-greg-gianforte-ben-jacobs Republican hopeful GianforteWhose fuse couldn't get any shorteDenies he's at faultTho charged with assaultFor slamming a British … Continue reading →

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Second Time as Farce

Posted on July 19, 2016 by twitmericks

Melania’s speech went so well/ Till somewhere it rang a faint bell/ And experts concurred/ She stole word for word/ An earlier one by Michelle./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jul/19/melania-trump-republican-convention-plagiarism-michelle-obama Melania's speech went so wellTill somewhere it rang a faint bellAnd experts concurredShe stole … Continue reading →

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Cruz Gets the Blues

Posted on May 4, 2016 by twitmericks

There was a contender named Cruz/ Of right-wing Republican views./ Outplayed on the stump/ By Donald J Trump/ He quit when he saw he would lose./// http://edition.cnn.com/2016/05/03/politics/ted-cruz-drops-out/ There was a contender named CruzOf right-wing Republican views.Outplayed on the stumpBy Donald … Continue reading →

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A Massive Dick

Posted on March 4, 2016 by twitmericks

Said Donald “I thank my creator/ That nobody’s penis is greater/ Lil’ Marco is wrong/ I’ve got a huge schlong”/ Asserted the great mass debater./// http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/03/donald-trump-assures-americans-his-penis-is-big-enough-to-lead.html Said Donald "I thank my creatorThat nobody's penis is greaterLil' Marco is wrongI've got … Continue reading →

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Mitt Throws Punch

Posted on March 3, 2016 by twitmericks

A former contender named Mitt/ Condemns Donald Trump as unfit:/ A fraud and a phony/ Who peddles baloney,/ Dishonest, mysogynist shit./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2016-35717888 A former contender named MittCondemns Donald #Trump as unfit:A fraud and a phonyWho peddles baloney,Dishonest, mysogynist shit.#Romney — … Continue reading →

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