A Massive Dick

Said Donald “I thank my creator/

That nobody’s penis is greater/

Lil’ Marco is wrong/

I’ve got a huge schlong”/

Asserted the great mass debater.///

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/03/donald-trump-assures-americans-his-penis-is-big-enough-to-lead.html

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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