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Holy Mother of God!

An auditor from Alabama/ Said “quit with the anti-Moore clamour;/ Take old Joseph’s scene/ With Mary the teen -/ They didn’t put him in the slammer!”/// Jesus, Mary and Joseph: Alabama state auditor defends Roy Moore on teen sex encounter … Continue reading

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Hitting the Campaign Trail

Republican hopeful Gianforte/ Whose fuse couldn’t get any shorte/ Denies he’s at fault/ Tho charged with assault/ For slamming a British reporte./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/25/paul-ryan-montana-gop-greg-gianforte-ben-jacobs Republican hopeful GianforteWhose fuse couldn't get any shorteDenies he's at faultTho charged with assaultFor slamming a British … Continue reading

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Cruz Missile

There once was a Texan named Cruz/ Of right-wing Republican views/ As Cruz got insaner/ The House Speaker Boehner/ Admitted his gambit must lose. ///http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/328737-boehner-ally-blame-ted-cruz-for-fiscal-chaos There once was a Texan named Cruz Of right-wing Republican views As Cruz got insaner The House Speaker … Continue reading

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Clint Goes Every Which Way

A Republican actor named Clint/ Got up on the stage for a stint/ But it wasn’t so great/ As he lost the debate/ To a chair that had nobody in’t. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/clint-eastwood-mocked-over-mitt-romney-speech-8098948.html

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It’s an Ill Wind…

The Republican National Convention/ Is held amid some apprehension/ As stormy winds hamper/ The party in Tampa/ Can this be divine intervention? ///http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/in-breezy-tampa-republicans-press-ahead-with-convention/2012/08/27/56931424-f046-11e1-adc6-87dfa8eff430_story.html

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Rick on a Roll

Republican hopeful Santorum/I worry will sweep all before ‘im/The anti-gay hawk ‘as/Damn near won the caucus/(Conservative voters adore ‘im) http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jan/04/history-of-rick-santorum-iowa?intcmp=239

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Pizza the Action

Ex-pizza magnate Herman Cain/Is pursued by the past once again/The Republican hopeful/Is apt to be gropeful/Which women find rather a pain. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/sexual-harassment-claims-see-herman-cain-slump-in-polls-6258238.html

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Ceiling the deal

A fix on the US debt ceiling/Came out of political dealing/It’s no happy ending/As big cuts in spending/To poor people aren’t that appealing. http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424053111903366504576486301220764760.html?mod=WSJ_hp_LEFTTopStories

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Capitol punishment

Lawmakers on Capitol Hill/Are firmly at loggerheads still/They haven’t a budget/So if they can’t fudge it/Then who is left footing the bill? http://www.greenwichtime.com/news/article/Dems-GOP-still-at-loggerheads-as-clock-ticks-1651552.php

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