Tag Archives: guns

Man accidentally shoots himself in meat department

Posted on November 30, 2018 by

In Wal-Mart, a man packing heat/ Was shopping for something to eat;/ The gun, to his shock/ Went off at half-cock/ And gave him reductions on meat./// In Wal-Mart, a man packing heatWas shopping for something to eat;The gun, to … Continue reading →

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Right to Bear Alms

Posted on August 5, 2018 by

Oh pity the poor NRA-ers,/ Those well-armed political players/ Who love all things gunny/ Are clean out of money/ So shoot them a few #ThoughtsAndPrayers./// Oh pity the poor NRA-ers,Those well-armed political playersWho love all things gunnyAre clean out of … Continue reading →

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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Dead Stupid

Posted on June 3, 2018 by

An FBI fool out for fun/ Was dancing while packing a gun/ But as the Fed flipped/ His firearm slipped/ And wounded a man as it spun./// An FBI fool out for funWas dancing while packing a gunBut as the … Continue reading →

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Way Off Target

Posted on May 21, 2018 by

Let’s go around laying the blame/ On ritalin, sexual shame,/ Abortion or doors -/ Pick any old cause,/ Just don’t put those guns in the frame./// Let's go around laying the blameOn ritalin, sexual shame,Abortion or doors –Pick any old … Continue reading →

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What the Fox Laura on About?

Posted on March 29, 2018 by

There is a Fox anchor named Laura,/ All sensible people deplaura/ She keeps getting horrider/ To schoolkids in Florida,/ For fear that the world might ignaura./// https://www.buzzfeed.com/coralewis/fox-anchor-laura-ingraham-parkland-david-hogg?utm_term=.neEapXdYX&bftwnews#.asDB8DZWD There is a Fox anchor named Laura,All sensible people deplauraShe keeps getting horriderTo … Continue reading →

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On the March

Posted on March 24, 2018 by

A multitude gathers as one/ Refusing to bow to the gun/ The movement that drives/ The #March For Our Lives/ Sees clearly what has to be done./// https://edition.cnn.com/2018/03/24/us/march-for-our-lives/index.html A multitude gathers as oneRefusing to bow to the gunThe movement that … Continue reading →

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Firms Lay Down Arms

Posted on February 25, 2018 by

A gun lobby group in the States/ Is rapidly losing its mates/ With various firms/ Adjusting their terms/ To scrap special NRA rates./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43181337 A gun lobby group in the StatesIs rapidly losing its matesWith various firmsAdjusting their termsTo scrap … Continue reading →

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Off Target

Posted on February 22, 2018 by

At last a debate has begun/ On shootings and what must be done;/ And Trump’s contribution?/ His favoured solution/ Is giving a teacher a gun./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43149694 At last a debate has begunOn shootings and what must be done;And Trump's contribution?His … Continue reading →

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Class Action

Posted on February 21, 2018 by

Lawmakers must heed the campaign/ Of students whose classmates were slain/ Whatever big bucks/ The NRA chucks/ The message is #NeverAgain./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/florida-shooting-students-march-gun-control-weapons-ban-parkland-school-latest-a8221606.html Lawmakers must heed the campaignOf students whose classmates were slainWhatever big bucksThe NRA chucksTheir message is #NeverAgain — … Continue reading →

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Arms and the Storm

Posted on September 10, 2017 by

Police are at pains to advise/ Gun-toting Floridian guys/ Keep shooting the breeze/ But gentlemen please/ To fire at a storm is unwise./// https://www.vox.com/world/2017/9/10/16283316/hurricane-irma-2017-florida-shoot-guns Police are at pains to adviseGun-toting Floridian guysKeep shooting the breezeBut gentlemen pleaseTo fire at a … Continue reading →

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