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Man accidentally shoots himself in meat department

In Wal-Mart, a man packing heat/ Was shopping for something to eat;/ The gun, to his shock/ Went off at half-cock/ And gave him reductions on meat./// In Wal-Mart, a man packing heatWas shopping for something to eat;The gun, to … Continue reading

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Fresh Meat

A burger produced in a lab/ Was judged to be OK, if drab./ It’s OK to eat/ And quite close to meat,/ Like what’s in a doner kebab. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-23576143 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/364412660088971265

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Morrissey’s beef

A Mancunian singer called Morrissey/Is not greatly gifted with oracy/To compare KFC/To Utoya strikes me/As a gaffe on a scale truly Boris-y. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2019849/Morrissey-Norway-Breivik-massacre-compared-McDonalds-KFC.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

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