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Talking Shithole

United States President Trump,/ Whose words are produced from his rump,/ Was rude about Haitians/ And African nations/ And branded south London a dump./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jan/12/donald-trump-visit-to-london-called-off-amid-fears-of-mass-protests United States President Trump,Whose words are produced from his rump,Was rude about HaitiansAnd African nationsAnd … Continue reading

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The Man Behind the Bear

Old Michael Bond’s best-loved creation/ Was Paddington, found in a station/ Although Michael’s gone/ His bear will live on,/ A tale of successful migration./// http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/paddington-bear-creator-michael-bond-dies_uk_5953cf71e4b02734df2f357e Old Michael Bond's famous creationWas Paddington, found in a stationAltho he is goneHis bear will … Continue reading

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Lunatics Take Over Asylum Policy

There was a bright orange big cheese/ Who ordered an immigrant freeze,/ As those coming from/ States US jets bomb/ Don’t qualify as refugees./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38783512 There was a bright orange big cheeseWho ordered an immigrant freeze,As those coming fromStates US … Continue reading

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Full English Brexit

Theresa May’s great inspiration/ For taking control of the nation/ Is make sure hard Brexit/ Financially wrecks it/ And ends economic migration./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/17/key-points-from-mays-what-have-we-learned Theresa May's great inspirationFor taking control of the nationIs make sure hard BrexitFinancially wrecks itAnd ends economic … Continue reading

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Mug’s Game

The new Labour PR creation,/ A mug that’s against immigration,/ Came in for mockery -/ Some feeling crockery/ Ill befits such agitation./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/mar/29/diane-abbott-labour-immigration-controls-mugs-shameful The new Labour PR creation, A mug that's against immigration, Came in for mockery - Some feeling crockery Ill befits such … Continue reading

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Fallon Foul of the Boss

The member for Sevenoaks, Kent/ Made comments he had to repent/ On No 10’s prompt/ He said: “Forget ‘swamped’,/ ‘A bit under pressure’, I meant”!/// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-29784486 The member for Sevenoaks, Kent Made comments he had to repent On No 10's prompt He said: … Continue reading

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Cleaned Out

The fellow who runs immigration/Has tendered his swift resignation/The chap’s misdemeanour/In hiring a cleaner/Required his defenestration. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-26101442 The fellow who runs immigration Has tendered his swift resignation The chap's misdemeanour In hiring a cleaner Required his defenestration. — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 8, 2014

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Cheap Labour?

Companies Tesco and Next/ Profess themselves rather perplexed./ Accused by Chris Bryant/ Of being reliant/ On overseas workers, they’re vexed./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/chris-bryant-forced-to-back-down-over-claim-that-tesco-uses-cheap-migrant-workers-8756555.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/366877902131822593  

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