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Jack Shit Jacket

Posted on June 21, 2018 by twitmericks

The FLOTUS set out to repair/ The damage, but opted to wear/ A slogan-daubed jacket,/ On which, on the back it/ Was written “I really don’t care”./// The FLOTUS set out to repairThe damage, but opted to wearA slogan-daubed jacket,On … Continue reading →

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Inhuman Right

Posted on June 20, 2018 by twitmericks

The POTUS said let’s disengage/ From human rights groups that enrage/ By tracking abuses,/ While I make excuses/ For locking up kids in a cage./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/44537372 The POTUS said let's disengageFrom human rights groups that enrageBy tracking abuses,While I make … Continue reading →

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Camp Commander

Posted on June 18, 2018 by twitmericks

A president lacking a heart/ Tears parents and children apart/ In camps on the border,/ Detained on his order,/ The vile, xenophobic old fart./// A president lacking a heartTears parents and children apartIn camps on the border,Detained on his order,The … Continue reading →

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Amber Warning

Posted on April 26, 2018 by twitmericks

The Tory MP Amber Rudd/ Whose name is increasingly mudd/ Protects Mrs May/ But day after day/ Her statements turn out to be crudd./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/apr/26/amber-rudd-stumbles-toward-total-ineptitude-over-windrush The Tory MP Amber RuddWhose name is increasingly muddProtects Mrs MayBut day after dayHer statements … Continue reading →

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Talking Shithole

Posted on January 12, 2018 by twitmericks

United States President Trump,/ Whose words are produced from his rump,/ Was rude about Haitians/ And African nations/ And branded south London a dump./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jan/12/donald-trump-visit-to-london-called-off-amid-fears-of-mass-protests United States President Trump,Whose words are produced from his rump,Was rude about HaitiansAnd African nationsAnd … Continue reading →

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The Man Behind the Bear

Posted on June 29, 2017 by twitmericks

Old Michael Bond’s best-loved creation/ Was Paddington, found in a station/ Although Michael’s gone/ His bear will live on,/ A tale of successful migration./// http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/paddington-bear-creator-michael-bond-dies_uk_5953cf71e4b02734df2f357e Old Michael Bond's famous creationWas Paddington, found in a stationAltho he is goneHis bear will … Continue reading →

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Lunatics Take Over Asylum Policy

Posted on January 28, 2017 by twitmericks

There was a bright orange big cheese/ Who ordered an immigrant freeze,/ As those coming from/ States US jets bomb/ Don’t qualify as refugees./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38783512 There was a bright orange big cheeseWho ordered an immigrant freeze,As those coming fromStates US … Continue reading →

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Full English Brexit

Posted on January 17, 2017 by twitmericks

Theresa May’s great inspiration/ For taking control of the nation/ Is make sure hard Brexit/ Financially wrecks it/ And ends economic migration./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/17/key-points-from-mays-what-have-we-learned Theresa May's great inspirationFor taking control of the nationIs make sure hard BrexitFinancially wrecks itAnd ends economic … Continue reading →

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Mug’s Game

Posted on March 30, 2015 by twitmericks

The new Labour PR creation,/ A mug that’s against immigration,/ Came in for mockery -/ Some feeling crockery/ Ill befits such agitation./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/mar/29/diane-abbott-labour-immigration-controls-mugs-shameful The new Labour PR creation, A mug that's against immigration, Came in for mockery - Some feeling crockery Ill befits such … Continue reading →

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Fallon Foul of the Boss

Posted on October 27, 2014 by twitmericks

The member for Sevenoaks, Kent/ Made comments he had to repent/ On No 10’s prompt/ He said: “Forget ‘swamped’,/ ‘A bit under pressure’, I meant”!/// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-29784486 The member for Sevenoaks, Kent Made comments he had to repent On No 10's prompt He said: … Continue reading →

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