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Cameron… and On and On

The PM has been reelected/ With more seats than people expected,/ And so he can stay/ While Johnson and May/ Hang on for the day he’s rejected./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-32659720 The PM has been reelected With more seats than people expected, And so he … Continue reading

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By Official App

There was a Conservative chap/ Who had an ingenious app/ To track information/ And sound out the nation/ On whether the government’s crap. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-20240874

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The MPs are Revolting!

There were some revolting MPs/ Who voted to cut & not freeze/ A budget in Brussels/ So flexing their muscles/ Without bringing Dave to his knees. ///http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/ebda7ca6-2391-11e2-bb86-00144feabdc0.html#axzz2Av8RgOyM

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PM’s SMS SOS

There was a red top named Rebekah/ And no one in power could check ‘er/ If she became vexed/ The PM would text/ To tell her to keep up her pecker. /// http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/may/09/david-cameron-texted-rebekah-brooks

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Bye Bye Mr Blue Sky

There once was a man with no shoes Who contracted the sky thinkin’ blues & quit as an aide Perhaps he’s afraid That Cameron’s going to lose. http://uk.reuters.com/article/2012/03/02/uk-britain-hilton-idUKTRE8211R320120302

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A4e’s Emma and David’s Dilemma

A families czar known as Emma Has given pal Dave a dilemma Her workfare firm’s shit But now that she’s quit Does Cameron need to condemma? http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/camerons-family-champion-emma-harrison-quits-after-police-probe-7440153.html

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Kill Bill?

The Government’s NHS Bill May shortly be put through the mill As Tory grandees Sensing DC’s unease About #Lansley, go in for the kill. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-16976199

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For them as have got – A brand new yacht

There was a Conservative clot/Who wanted – & I kid you not/At a time of recession/And general depression/To purchase the Queen a new yacht. http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/jan/15/queen-royal-yacht-diamond-jubilee-gove

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Berkshire Hunt’s Cunning Stunt

The Chair of the Old Berkshire Hunt/Sam Cameron’s dad, can be blunt/Saying northern MPs/Wanna trash Chiltern trees/So stop HS2. What a stunt! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/9008760/Cameron-father-in-law-in-HS2-attack.html

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Fox in Stocks

A Defence Secretary named Liam/Was told to explain to the PM/Why a businessman chum/Just happens to come/Whenever someone goes to see ‘im. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/8815864/Liam-Fox-I-have-nothing-to-hide-over-links-with-aide.html   Couldn’t resist another go at this one… the story’s not going away anyway. PM for Liam’s … Continue reading

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