Tag Archives: rebekah brooks

Hacked Off

Posted on June 24, 2014 by

When Coulson was hacking a phone/ He acted completely alone/ However it looks/ The court says Ms Brooks/ Could not have conceivably known./// http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jun/24/andy-coulson-rebekah-brooks-phone-hacking-trial https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/481401231664250880  

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Trashy Mags

Posted on January 16, 2014 by

A prominent couple named Brooks/ Deny being phone-hacking crooks./ The court heard their waste/ Revealed a taste/ For sapphic pornography books. ///http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jan/15/charlie-brooks-lesbian-lovers-magazine-rebekah-phone-hacking-trial https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/423825189559107584

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Saddle Soap

Posted on November 4, 2012 by

Rebekah & Dave, side by side/ Had a quite unpredictable ride/ It was hard to control,/ Texted Cameron (LOL)/ And after his speech, Becky cried. ///

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Coulson & Brooks, Allegedly Crooks

Posted on July 24, 2012 by

Ex-editors Coulson & Brooks/ Deny being phone-hacking crooks/ Or that they conspired/ With others, since fired/ But back then on old Murdoch’s books. /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18961228

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How Rebekah Kept up Dave’s Pecker

Posted on June 14, 2012 by

DC had a BF, Rebekah/ Who helped him to keep up his pecker/ We’re in it together/ She wrote – any weather/ He watches the scandal now wreck ‘er. /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18437287

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Who Are You Calling a Pervert?

Posted on May 15, 2012 by

Rebekah & hubby Chas Brooks/ Both hotly deny being crooks/ But what’s really hurting/ Is that word “perverting”/ And how, to Sun readers, it looks. /// http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/may/15/rebekah-brooks-charged-perverting-course-justice  

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Lots of Laughs with Dave

Posted on May 11, 2012 by

When Cameron texted with Beks/ Who backed him in general elex/ They got on so well/ He signed off L.O.L/ (And probably xxxx). /// http://www.politics.co.uk/news/2012/05/11/no-joke-brooks-admits-cameron-s-lol-texts

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PM’s SMS SOS

Posted on May 9, 2012 by

There was a red top named Rebekah/ And no one in power could check ‘er/ If she became vexed/ The PM would text/ To tell her to keep up her pecker. /// http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/may/09/david-cameron-texted-rebekah-brooks

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Two Little Boys…

Posted on March 14, 2012 by

There were two playfellows at Eton Who over the years went on meetin’ What happened to them? One’s now the PM And the other’s a suspect in Weetin’. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/phone-hacking/9142094/Arrests-of-Rebekah-and-Charlie-Brooks-cast-shadow-on-David-Camerons-arrival-in-US.html

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Red Top Bust

Posted on March 13, 2012 by

A woman from near Chipping Norton Ex doyenne of tabloid reportin Is helping the force (& not with a horse!) As her odds on imprisonment shorten. http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/mar/13/rebekah-brooks-arrested-phone-hacking-investigation?newsfeed=true

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