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Hacked Off

When Coulson was hacking a phone/ He acted completely alone/ However it looks/ The court says Ms Brooks/ Could not have conceivably known./// http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jun/24/andy-coulson-rebekah-brooks-phone-hacking-trial https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/481401231664250880   Advertisements

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Trashy Mags

A prominent couple named Brooks/ Deny being phone-hacking crooks./ The court heard their waste/ Revealed a taste/ For sapphic pornography books. ///http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jan/15/charlie-brooks-lesbian-lovers-magazine-rebekah-phone-hacking-trial https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/423825189559107584

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Saddle Soap

Rebekah & Dave, side by side/ Had a quite unpredictable ride/ It was hard to control,/ Texted Cameron (LOL)/ And after his speech, Becky cried. ///

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Coulson & Brooks, Allegedly Crooks

Ex-editors Coulson & Brooks/ Deny being phone-hacking crooks/ Or that they conspired/ With others, since fired/ But back then on old Murdoch’s books. /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18961228

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How Rebekah Kept up Dave’s Pecker

DC had a BF, Rebekah/ Who helped him to keep up his pecker/ We’re in it together/ She wrote – any weather/ He watches the scandal now wreck ‘er. /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18437287

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Who Are You Calling a Pervert?

Rebekah & hubby Chas Brooks/ Both hotly deny being crooks/ But what’s really hurting/ Is that word “perverting”/ And how, to Sun readers, it looks. /// http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/may/15/rebekah-brooks-charged-perverting-course-justice  

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Lots of Laughs with Dave

When Cameron texted with Beks/ Who backed him in general elex/ They got on so well/ He signed off L.O.L/ (And probably xxxx). /// http://www.politics.co.uk/news/2012/05/11/no-joke-brooks-admits-cameron-s-lol-texts

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PM’s SMS SOS

There was a red top named Rebekah/ And no one in power could check ‘er/ If she became vexed/ The PM would text/ To tell her to keep up her pecker. /// http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/may/09/david-cameron-texted-rebekah-brooks

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Two Little Boys…

There were two playfellows at Eton Who over the years went on meetin’ What happened to them? One’s now the PM And the other’s a suspect in Weetin’. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/phone-hacking/9142094/Arrests-of-Rebekah-and-Charlie-Brooks-cast-shadow-on-David-Camerons-arrival-in-US.html

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Red Top Bust

A woman from near Chipping Norton Ex doyenne of tabloid reportin Is helping the force (& not with a horse!) As her odds on imprisonment shorten. http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/mar/13/rebekah-brooks-arrested-phone-hacking-investigation?newsfeed=true

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