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Pulpo fiction

A driver whose conduct was odd/ Was nicked by the South Devon plod,/ Who judged he was smashed/ On hearing he crashed/ To miss a large cephalopod./// https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/1093472175024164866 Advertisements

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Here be dragons

The Welsh police put a red flag on/ A threat to the odd passing wagon:/ Give in to the urge/ To stare at the verge/ And risk being slain by a dragon./// The Welsh police put a red flag onA … Continue reading

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