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Pulpo fiction

A driver whose conduct was odd/ Was nicked by the South Devon plod,/ Who judged he was smashed/ On hearing he crashed/ To miss a large cephalopod./// https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/1093472175024164866 Advertisements

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Seal of disapproval

A paddler encountered a seal/ Who popped up right under his keel/ And wielding an oc-/ Topus gave him a sock/ For rudely disturbing its meal./// A paddler encountered a sealWho popped up right under his keelAnd wielding an oc-Topus … Continue reading

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