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Byelection Bye

A backbencher gave up his seat/ And stood for his party’s defeat,/ A bold Zac attack/ Set back by a lack/ Of Tory contender to beat./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-zac-goldsmith-heathrow-by-election-a7380126.html A backbencher gave up his seatAnd stood for his party's defeat,A bold Zac … Continue reading

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Air Traffic Jammed

As traffic control out of Swanwick/ Is now by and large electranwick/ A technical glitch/ Is more than a hitch -/ The chaos ensuing is chranwick./// http://news.sky.com/story/1390974/flights-cancelled-after-traffic-control-glitch As traffic control out of Swanwick Is now by and large electranwick A technical glitch Is … Continue reading

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Snow Departures

There is a big place called Heathrow/ Where millions of passengers go/ To get on a flight/ But sadly it’s shite/ The minute we get any snow. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/jan/19/heathrow-cancels-flights-snow?CMP=twt_gu ///https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/292632182319632384

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Heathrow Go-slow

There is a long queue at Heathrow/ Whose speed is so painfully slow/ By the time you arrive/ Into Terminal 5/ You discover it’s now time to go. /// http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/may/01/heathrow-queues-what-to-do?newsfeed=true

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Snow Flights, Sorry

There once was an airport, Heathrow Where 1 or 2 inches of snow Meant flight cancellation & much aggravation For people with places to go. http://edition.cnn.com/2012/02/05/travel/europe-cold-snap/index.html

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