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Tag Archives: kim jong-un
Unreality TV Show
A televised pair on an isle/ Exchange loving looks as they smile/ And Donald picks Kim/ To couple with him/ Until they break up in a while./// A televised pair on an isleExchange loving looks as they smileAnd Donald picks … Continue reading
Seat of Power
His very own personal loo/ Accompanied Kim when he flew/ So enemy spies/ Cannot analyse/ The DPRK Leader’s poo./// His very own personal looAccompanied Kim when he flewSo enemy spiesCannot analyseThe DPRK Leader's poo.https://t.co/6AsdP8AMzZ#KimJongUn #KimTrumpSummit #SingaporeSummit — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) … Continue reading
Shorthand Dictation
A leader of faraway lands,/ Desiring to show where he stands,/ Dictates a big letter,/ The bigger the better/ To emphasise Trump’s tiny hands./// https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/kim-jong-un-sends-giant-letter-to-donald-trump-but-was-it-to-make-fun-of-the-presidents-tiny-hands-a3853701.html A leader of faraway lands,Desiring to show where he stands,Dictates a big letter,The bigger the … Continue reading
Bad Korea Move
Old President Trump, on a whim,/ Has cancelled his summit with Kim;/ If Trump had his eyes/ On a Nobel Peace Prize,/ The chances now look pretty slim./// Old President Trump, on a whim,Has cancelled his summit with Kim;If Trump … Continue reading
Korea Progress
The meeting between Kim Jong-un/ And counterpart President Moon/ Began a peace drive,/ But can it survive/ The hand of the orange-faced loon?/// The meeting between Kim Jong-unAnd counterpart President MoonBegan a peace drive,But can it surviveThe hand of the … Continue reading
Korea Break
There was a young leader named Kim/ Who went to Beijing on a whim/ He headed to see/ Old President Xi,/ Though Trump thinks it’s all about him./// https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/kim-xi-meeting-presents-a-new-challenge-for-trump-on-north-korea/2018/03/28/55e7e8a6-31f9-11e8-b6bd-0084a1666987_story.html?utm_term=.6c2d8f0d9e9c There was a young leader named KimWho went to Beijing on … Continue reading
Korea Move
The POTUS agreed on a whim/ To meet with a leader named Kim/ Who not long ago tarred/ Trump with the tag dotard,/ Implying he’s aged and dim./// The POTUS agreed on a whimTo meet with a leader named KimWho … Continue reading
Earth Mover
A recent explosion from Kim/ Has altered the world’s outer rim/ The man from Pyongyang/ Said this was a bang/ That sure made the earth move for him./// A recent explosion from KimHas altered the world's outer rimThe man from … Continue reading
No Offence but…
A chap from Korea named Kim/ Called Donald decrepit and dim/ Said Trump in retort:/ “He’s fat and he’s short/ But I’m never rude about him!”/// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41958553 A chap from Korea named KimCalled Donald decrepit and dimSaid #Trump in retort:"He's … Continue reading
Look Back in UNGA
I’m updating things having been away for a few days – so here are a couple of limericks covering Trump and Kim Jong-Un’s UN speeches. The POTUS set out where he stands/ On despots from faraway lands/ By using his … Continue reading