Tag Archives: kim jong-un

Premature Kim

There was an old man from Pyongyang/ Who told the US to go hang/ But sources suggest/ That Kim’s missile test/ Went off with a premature bang./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/16/north-korea-missile-launch-attempt-says-south-korea-kim-jong-un There was an old man from PyongyangWho told the US to go … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Kim Fires One Off

A fellow named Kim from Pyongyang/ Was badly in need of a bang/ He fired his Rodong,/ A missile that’s long/ And has to stand in for his whang./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38947451 A fellow named Kim from PyongyangWas badly in need of … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Korea Break

A man disillusioned with Kim/ Declared North Korea to be grim,/ Deserting Pyongyang/ And that whole shebang,/ For which he was labelled a crim./// http://news.sky.com/story/north-korea-describes-diplomat-who-defected-as-human-scum-10544398 A man disillusioned with KimDeclared North Korea to be grim,Deserting PyongyangAnd that whole shebang,For which … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Rocket Man

There once was a man from Pyongyang/ Who wanted to make a big bang/ He fired off a rocket/ Before they could block it/ & told the UN to go hang./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35518058 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/696428155440132096

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Kim Jong Won

The DPRK’s secret hackers/ Persuaded #TheInterview’s backers/ To pull it from screens/ Which patently means/ A win for the cyberattackers./// http://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/dec/18/sony-cancellation-the-interview-hack-north-korea-watchers The DPRK's secret hackers Persuaded #TheInterview's backers To pull it from screens Which patently means A win for the cyberattackers. — Mick Twister … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Cheddar Gorger

There is a dictator named Kim/ Who isn’t what you might call slim/ Addiction to cheese/ A lifestyle disease/ That makes him feel terribly grim./// http://www.itv.com/news/2014-09-27/kim-jong-uns-discomfort-down-to-cheese-addiction/ There is a dictator named Kim Who isn't what you might call slim Addiction to cheese A … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Leadership Style

There was a Korean named Kim/ Who said men must all get a trim,/ So sources report,/ To make their hair short,/ But floppy on top just like him. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/north-korean-men-ordered-to-get-kim-jong-uns-haircut-9216998.html There was a Korean named Kim Who said men must all … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Votes for Kim in

There was a Korean named Kim/Whose win wasn’t what you’d call slim/With zero dissent/One hundred per cent/Reportedly voted for him./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-26483940 There was a Korean named KimWhose win wasn't what you'd call slimWith zero dissentOne hundred per centReportedly voted for … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Dennis and the Menace

There is a Korean named Kim/ Who executes rivals at whim/ And so seems an odd man/ For old Dennis Rodman/ To think needs a tribute from him. ///http://www.theguardian.com/sport/video/2014/jan/08/dennis-rodman-sings-happy-birthday-kim-jong-un-north-korea-video  https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/421225932720832512

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Korea Setback

There was an old fellow named Jang/ Whose nephew was big in Pyongyang/ Until one day Kim/ Got heavy with him/ And booted him out of the gang./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/n-korea-confirms-removal-of-kim-jonguns-depraved-uncle-jang-song-thaek-8992699.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/410159304142893056

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | Leave a comment