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Hardened criminal sought

Posted on July 11, 2019 by twitmericks

A face-tattooed mulleted scuzz/ Is wanted for theft by the fuzz/ Who say that he took/ Vibrators, the crook!/ Perhaps it was just for the buzz./// A face-tattooed mulleted scuzzIs wanted for theft by the fuzzWho say that he tookVibrators, … Continue reading →

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Buzzing in the aisles

Posted on October 29, 2018 by twitmericks

A shop seeking sales stimulation/ And more market share penetration/ Is now selling toys/ An adult enjoys/ With ‘Feel the Difference’ vibration./// A shop seeking sales stimulationAnd more market share penetrationIs now selling toysAn adult enjoysWith 'Feel the Difference' vibration.#sainsburys … Continue reading →

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Airport Abuzz

Posted on August 11, 2018 by twitmericks

The luggage for one man’s vacation/ Caused problems for air transportation/ When scan operators/ Picked up his vibrators,/ Resulting in mass perturbation./// The luggage for one man's vacationCaused problems for air transportationWhen scan operatorsPicked up his vibrators,Resulting in mass perturbation.https://t.co/LIcTEwDMYM … Continue reading →

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Sinister Minister

Posted on October 30, 2017 by twitmericks

The Cabinet’s investigators/ Will probe one of May’s legislators/ Who made his PA,/ So witnesses say,/ Go shopping to buy him vibrators./// Investigation into Tory minister who ‘made secretary buy vibrators’ The Cabinet's investigatorsWill probe one of May's legislatorsWho made … Continue reading →

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Illegal Stimulant

Posted on March 14, 2017 by twitmericks

An app for remote stimulation/ Tracked customer rates of vibration/ But maker We-Vibe/ Found statutes proscribe/ Such dildo-amassed information./// https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/mar/14/we-vibe-vibrator-tracking-users-sexual-habits An app for remote stimulationTracked customer rates of vibrationBut maker We-VibeFound statutes proscribeSuch dildo-amassed information. — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) March … Continue reading →

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