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Rampant rodent

A juvenile squirrel wrongdoer/ Was captured by cops in Karlsruhe/ Who rescued a man/ In terror who ran/ Away from his furry pursuer./// A juvenile squirrel wrongdoerWas captured by cops in KarlsruheWho rescued a manIn terror who ranAway from his … Continue reading

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Airport Abuzz

The luggage for one man’s vacation/ Caused problems for air transportation/ When scan operators/ Picked up his vibrators,/ Resulting in mass perturbation./// The luggage for one man's vacationCaused problems for air transportationWhen scan operatorsPicked up his vibrators,Resulting in mass perturbation.https://t.co/LIcTEwDMYMContinue reading

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Natural Ass

The POTUS gave Merkel some sass/ Relating to imports of gas;/ In view of discussions/ Trump’s had with the Russians,/ He’s talking again from his ass./// The POTUS gave Merkel some sassRelating to imports of gas;In view of discussionsTrump's had … Continue reading

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Chicken Run

When Inge the hen got a hunch/ She might become somebody’s lunch/ She fled in alarm/ To head for the farm,/ Rejoining the rest of the bunch./// When Inge the hen got a hunchShe might become somebody's lunchShe fled in … Continue reading

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Goodbye to Wall That

The time that’s elapsed since the fall/ Of Berlin’s partitioning wall/ Has gone by so fast/ That now it’s surpassed/ How long it existed at all./// http://www.dw.com/en/berlin-wall-now-gone-for-as-long-as-it-stood/a-42418154 The time that's elapsed since the fallOf Berlin's partitioning wallHas gone by so … Continue reading

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Jamaica Coalition? No, we Failed

In Germany Chancellor Angela,/ A seasoned political wrangler,/ Believes a new poll/ Can rescue her role/ As fruitless discussions entangle ‘er./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-42057108 In Germany Chancellor Angela,A seasoned political wrangler,Believes a new pollCan rescue her roleAs fruitless discussions entangle 'er. — … Continue reading

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Marrow Escape

A German man reckoned he saw/ A bomb from the 2nd World War;/ Told: “That’s a courgette”,/ He said: “It could get/ Combustible if consumed raw”./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-41857694 A German man reckoned he sawA bomb from the 2nd World War;Told: "That's … Continue reading

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Angela the Wrangler

The woman in charge in Berlin/ Secured an electoral win/ But Angela Merkel/ Must widen her circle/ And bring some new bedfellows in./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/sep/24/angela-merkel-faces-stark-choice-between-coalition-or-minority-rule The woman in charge in BerlinSecured an electoral winBut Angela MerkelMust widen her circleAnd bring some … Continue reading

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Panda Panders

Two pandas, a she and a he/ Were handed to Merkel by Xi;/ Meng Meng and Jiao Qing/ Must now do their thing/ In order for there to be three./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jul/05/panda-fever-grips-berlin-on-chinese-presidents-trip-to-germany Two pandas, a she and a heWere handed to … Continue reading

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Farewell Helmut

Farewell German Chancellor Kohl/  Who played a significant rohl/ In fusing the nation,/ Reunification – / I guess it worked out on the whohl./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/16/helmut-kohl-ex-chancellor-and-architect-of-german-reunification-dies-aged-87 Farewell German Chancellor #Kohl Who played a significant rohlIn fusing the nation,Reunification –I guess it … Continue reading

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