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No more gnomes?

In gardens of Germany’s homes/ Are commonly found garden gnomes,/ But gnome-makers fear/ They may disappear/ As gnomes have no gnome-chromosomes./// In gardens of Germany's homesAre commonly found garden gnomes,But gnome-makers fearThey may disappearAs gnomes have no gnome-chromosomes. #gnomes https://t.co/q7RBBbxrRvContinue reading

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Present imperfect

  A boy called police in, distraught/ At what Father Christmas had brought,/ For Santa had missed/ The things on his list -/ This criminal had to be caught!/// A boy called police in, distraughtAt what Father Christmas had brought,For Santa … Continue reading

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Chocs away!

A leak at a plant making chocs/ Saw more than a tonne of its stocks/ Pour into the street/ Beneath people’s feet -/ A sweet opportunity knocks./// A leak at a plant making chocsSaw more than a tonne of its … Continue reading

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AKA AKK

Ms Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer/ Whom Merkel’s been grooming for power/ Is now to succeed ‘er/ As CDU leader,/ And after that? Cometh the hour…/// Ms Annegret Kramp-KarrenbauerWhom Merkel's been grooming for powerIs now to succeed 'erAs CDU leader,And after that? Cometh … Continue reading

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Rampant rodent

A juvenile squirrel wrongdoer/ Was captured by cops in Karlsruhe/ Who rescued a man/ In terror who ran/ Away from his furry pursuer./// A juvenile squirrel wrongdoerWas captured by cops in KarlsruheWho rescued a manIn terror who ranAway from his … Continue reading

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Airport Abuzz

The luggage for one man’s vacation/ Caused problems for air transportation/ When scan operators/ Picked up his vibrators,/ Resulting in mass perturbation./// The luggage for one man's vacationCaused problems for air transportationWhen scan operatorsPicked up his vibrators,Resulting in mass perturbation.https://t.co/LIcTEwDMYMContinue reading

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Natural Ass

The POTUS gave Merkel some sass/ Relating to imports of gas;/ In view of discussions/ Trump’s had with the Russians,/ He’s talking again from his ass./// The POTUS gave Merkel some sassRelating to imports of gas;In view of discussionsTrump's had … Continue reading

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Chicken Run

When Inge the hen got a hunch/ She might become somebody’s lunch/ She fled in alarm/ To head for the farm,/ Rejoining the rest of the bunch./// When Inge the hen got a hunchShe might become somebody's lunchShe fled in … Continue reading

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Goodbye to Wall That

The time that’s elapsed since the fall/ Of Berlin’s partitioning wall/ Has gone by so fast/ That now it’s surpassed/ How long it existed at all./// http://www.dw.com/en/berlin-wall-now-gone-for-as-long-as-it-stood/a-42418154 The time that's elapsed since the fallOf Berlin's partitioning wallHas gone by so … Continue reading

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Jamaica Coalition? No, we Failed

In Germany Chancellor Angela,/ A seasoned political wrangler,/ Believes a new poll/ Can rescue her role/ As fruitless discussions entangle ‘er./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-42057108 In Germany Chancellor Angela,A seasoned political wrangler,Believes a new pollCan rescue her roleAs fruitless discussions entangle 'er. — … Continue reading

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