Tag Archives: germany

Ashes to Hashish

Posted on October 30, 2019 by twitmericks

A teenager wanted to bake/ Her friends a nice cannabis cake;/ Alas it was fed/ To mourners instead,/ Who had a high time at the wake./// A teenager wanted to bakeHer friends a nice cannabis cake;Alas it was fedTo mourners … Continue reading →

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Spinal tup

Posted on August 6, 2019 by twitmericks

The German police are aware/ Of noise driving residents spare,/ But say thorough checks/ Revealed, having sex,/ Two hedgehogs – a prickly pair!/// The German police are awareOf noise driving residents spare,But say thorough checksRevealed, having sex,Two hedgehogs – a … Continue reading →

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No more gnomes?

Posted on March 7, 2019 by twitmericks

In gardens of Germany’s homes/ Are commonly found garden gnomes,/ But gnome-makers fear/ They may disappear/ As gnomes have no gnome-chromosomes./// In gardens of Germany's homesAre commonly found garden gnomes,But gnome-makers fearThey may disappearAs gnomes have no gnome-chromosomes. #gnomes https://t.co/q7RBBbxrRv … Continue reading →

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Present imperfect

Posted on December 28, 2018 by twitmericks

  A boy called police in, distraught/ At what Father Christmas had brought,/ For Santa had missed/ The things on his list -/ This criminal had to be caught!/// A boy called police in, distraughtAt what Father Christmas had brought,For Santa … Continue reading →

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Chocs away!

Posted on December 12, 2018 by twitmericks

A leak at a plant making chocs/ Saw more than a tonne of its stocks/ Pour into the street/ Beneath people’s feet -/ A sweet opportunity knocks./// A leak at a plant making chocsSaw more than a tonne of its … Continue reading →

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AKA AKK

Posted on December 7, 2018 by twitmericks

Ms Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer/ Whom Merkel’s been grooming for power/ Is now to succeed ‘er/ As CDU leader,/ And after that? Cometh the hour…/// Ms Annegret Kramp-KarrenbauerWhom Merkel's been grooming for powerIs now to succeed 'erAs CDU leader,And after that? Cometh … Continue reading →

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Rampant rodent

Posted on August 11, 2018 by twitmericks

A juvenile squirrel wrongdoer/ Was captured by cops in Karlsruhe/ Who rescued a man/ In terror who ran/ Away from his furry pursuer./// A juvenile squirrel wrongdoerWas captured by cops in KarlsruheWho rescued a manIn terror who ranAway from his … Continue reading →

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Airport Abuzz

Posted on August 11, 2018 by twitmericks

The luggage for one man’s vacation/ Caused problems for air transportation/ When scan operators/ Picked up his vibrators,/ Resulting in mass perturbation./// The luggage for one man's vacationCaused problems for air transportationWhen scan operatorsPicked up his vibrators,Resulting in mass perturbation.https://t.co/LIcTEwDMYM … Continue reading →

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Natural Ass

Posted on July 11, 2018 by twitmericks

The POTUS gave Merkel some sass/ Relating to imports of gas;/ In view of discussions/ Trump’s had with the Russians,/ He’s talking again from his ass./// The POTUS gave Merkel some sassRelating to imports of gas;In view of discussionsTrump's had … Continue reading →

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Chicken Run

Posted on April 4, 2018 by twitmericks

When Inge the hen got a hunch/ She might become somebody’s lunch/ She fled in alarm/ To head for the farm,/ Rejoining the rest of the bunch./// When Inge the hen got a hunchShe might become somebody's lunchShe fled in … Continue reading →

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