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Tag Archives: chocolate
Chocs away!
A leak at a plant making chocs/ Saw more than a tonne of its stocks/ Pour into the street/ Beneath people’s feet -/ A sweet opportunity knocks./// A leak at a plant making chocsSaw more than a tonne of its … Continue reading
Chock full
A possum adored chocolate spread,/ A dangerous habit which led/ The foolhardy fella/ Pursuing nutella/ To get the jar stuck on his head./// **This limerick led me to wonder whether chocolate should be treated as two or three syllables. So … Continue reading
Storm in an Eggcup
A Cadbury Easter egg hunt/ Allegedly caused an affront/ By downplaying Easter/ Which May said displeased ‘er,/ Exploiting a populist stunt./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39487307 A Cadburys Easter egg huntAllegedly caused an affrontBy downplaying EasterWhich May said displeased 'er,Exploiting a populist stunt. — … Continue reading
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Chocs Away
The maker of Toblerone chocs,/ Of famous triangular box,/ Has caused global schism/ By keeping the prism/ But shrinking the size of the blocks./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37904703 The maker of #Toblerone chocs,Of famous triangular box,Has caused global schismBy keeping the prismBut shrinking … Continue reading
Chocs Away!
Researchers in Aberdeen say/ A small bar of chocolate a day/ Is good for your heart/ And may play a part/ In keeping the doctor away./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-33145215 Researchers in Aberdeen say A small bar of #chocolate a day Is good for your … Continue reading
Chocs Away!
Research says the average bloke/ Reduces the chance of a stroke/ By chocolate consumption/ But it’s my assumption/ It isn’t so helpful to smoke. ////http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/aug/29/chocolate-reduces-risk-of-strokes-for-men
