A possum adored chocolate spread,/
A dangerous habit which led/
The foolhardy fella/
To get the jar stuck on his head.///
**This limerick led me to wonder whether chocolate should be treated as two or three syllables. So I crowd-sourced the question, which led to a pretty close victory for two (results with inevitable executive summary in limerick form here: https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/1015738089166295041 ).