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Rampant rodent

A juvenile squirrel wrongdoer/ Was captured by cops in Karlsruhe/ Who rescued a man/ In terror who ran/ Away from his furry pursuer./// A juvenile squirrel wrongdoerWas captured by cops in KarlsruheWho rescued a manIn terror who ranAway from his … Continue reading

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Squiffy Squirrel

A squirrel got utterly smashed/ On ale from a boozer it crashed/ The rat-arsed intruder/ Got steadily ruder/ And left the establishment trashed./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/drunk-squirrel-causes-hundreds-of-pounds-worth-of-damage-at-private-members-club-10394099.html A squirrel got utterly smashed On ale from a boozer it crashed The rat-arsed intruder Got steadily ruder And left … Continue reading

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