Tag Archives: cannabis

Keep off the Grass!

Posted on September 24, 2017 by

Four stoners out climbing a fell/ Gave Cumbrian coppers a bell/ And said please come by -/ We all got so high/ We can’t seem to walk very well!/// http://www.nwemail.co.uk/news/barrow/Police-and-mountain-rescue-teams-called-to-help-walkers-stuck-on-Scafell-after-taking-cannabis-12bd7a19-9f16-40c1-952c-941ac57da00e-ds Four stoners out climbing a fellGave Cumbrian coppers a bellAnd … Continue reading →

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Old Smokey

Posted on May 9, 2017 by

Researchers say having a toke/ Aids thinking in elderly folk/ The young, au contraire,/ It seems to impair/ So when we get old we will smoke./// https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/may/08/daily-dose-of-cannabis-extract-could-reverse-brains-decline-in-old-age-study-suggests-thc Researchers say having a tokeAids thinking in elderly folkThe young, au contraire,It seems … Continue reading →

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Sheep on Grass

Posted on May 26, 2016 by

In Swansea a woolly stampede/ Was blamed on unsuitable feed/ The sheep that were crazed/ Reportedly grazed/ On fly-tipped remains of some weed./// http://www.southwales-eveningpost.co.uk/Concerns-psychotic-sheep-rampaging-Swansea/story-29314245-detail/story.html In Swansea a woolly stampede Was blamed on unsuitable feedThe sheep that were crazedReportedly grazedOn fly-tipped … Continue reading →

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Serb Smells Herb

Posted on August 16, 2015 by

There once was a champion Serb/ Whom stoners began to disturb./ The Number One seed/ Said “I can smell weed -/ Is somebody smoking the herb?”/// http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/aug/16/novak-djokovic-cannabis-smell-jeremy-chardy There once was a champion Serb Whom stoners began to disturb. The Number One seed Said … Continue reading →

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William’s Chillums

Posted on August 12, 2015 by

Will Shakespeare wrote brilliant plays,/ The coiner of many a phrase/ Now pipes in his yard/ Suggest the old bard/ Did this in a weed-scented haze./// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/theatre/william-shakespeare/11792533/Cannabis-discovered-in-tobacco-pipes-found-in-William-Shakespeares-garden.html Will Shakespeare wrote brilliant plays The coiner of many a phrase Now pipes in his … Continue reading →

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Marley’s Ghost

Posted on November 19, 2014 by

Bob Marley of Kingston, Jamaica,/ A serious cannabis-taker/ Will now be a brand/ As weed gets unbanned/ Becoming a big money-maker./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-30110235 #BobMarley of Kingston, Jamaica, A serious cannabis-taker Will now be a brand As weed gets unbanned Becoming a big money-maker. — Mick … Continue reading →

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Joint Enterprise

Posted on January 2, 2014 by

There is an old state, Colorado/ Where any aficionado/ Can legally buy/ The means to get high – A cannabis buff’s El Dorado./// http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/legal-weed-sales-bring-long-lines-colorado-21395238 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/418530734643896320

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Not Everybody Must Get Stoned

Posted on October 2, 2011 by

The coffee shop laws in Maastricht/Get steadily ever more strict/A caff selling pot/To a tourist who’s not/Belgo-German is apt to get nicked. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-15134669

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