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Tag Archives: tennis
First Serb
A fellow named Novak from Serbia/ Played tennis in London’s suburbia/ And though Roger Federer/ Just kept getting betterer/ Old Djoko was even superb-ier./// A fellow named Novak from SerbiaPlayed tennis in London's suburbiaAnd though Roger FedererJust kept getting bettererOld … Continue reading
Court Challenge
Ms Williams feels umpires are keener/ To punish a girl’s misdemeanour,/ While stars who are boys/ Can kick up a noise,/ A woman must act much Serena./// Ms Williams feels umpires are keenerTo punish a girl's misdemeanour,While stars who are … Continue reading
Swiss on a Roll
A fellow named Roger who’s Swiss/ Hits balls and does not often miss;/ The oldest champ yet,/ He won every set -/ He really is taking the piss./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/40625069 A fellow named Roger who's SwissHits balls and does not often … Continue reading
Playing Fatht and Looth
A tennis star named Muguruza/ Whose playing gets smuza and smuza/ Displayed enough keenness/ To overcome Venus/ Who ended up being the luza./// https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2017/jul/15/garbine-muguruza-wimbledon-champion-venus-williams A tennis star named MuguruzaWhose playing gets smuza and smuzaDisplayed enough keennessTo overcome VenusWho ended up … Continue reading
Unforced Error
A tennis official named Moore/ Admitted his phrasing was poor./ He riled women when/ He said to thank men/ Each night as you kneel on the floor./// http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/mar/22/indian-wells-ceo-raymond-moore-steps-down-amid-outrage-over-tennis-sexism-row A tennis official named MooreAdmitted his phrasing was poor.He riled women whenHe … Continue reading
Tennis Racket
A BBC/BuzzFeed report/ Alleges match-fixing in sport -/ A big tennis racket/ That’s making a packet./ The ball’s in the ATP’s court./// http://www.buzzfeed.com/heidiblake/the-tennis-racket#.kiP8a77lJz A @BBC/@BuzzFeed report Alleges match-fixing in sport - A big #tennisracket That's making a packet. The ball's in the ATP's … Continue reading
Serb Smells Herb
There once was a champion Serb/ Whom stoners began to disturb./ The Number One seed/ Said “I can smell weed -/ Is somebody smoking the herb?”/// http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/aug/16/novak-djokovic-cannabis-smell-jeremy-chardy There once was a champion Serb Whom stoners began to disturb. The Number One seed Said … Continue reading
Contempt of Court
A Murray supporter named Kim/ Who backed him with vigour & vim/ Called Berdych ‘flash fuck’/ And gave her man luck -/ The victory going to him./// http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/jan/29/andy-murray-kim-sears-swearing-australian-open A Murray supporter named Kim Who backed him with vigour & vim Called Berdych … Continue reading
Next Match on Crown Court?
An Argentine player of tennis/ Does not seem to realise when is/ A time to stay calm/ So did bodily harm/ To a line judge, the dangerous menace. /// http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/david-nalbandian-faces-police-probe-into-assault-allegation-following-queens-club-kick-7857803.html