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Contempt of Court

A Murray supporter named Kim/ Who backed him with vigour & vim/ Called Berdych ‘flash fuck’/ And gave her man luck -/ The victory going to him./// http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/jan/29/andy-murray-kim-sears-swearing-australian-open A Murray supporter named Kim Who backed him with vigour & vim Called Berdych … Continue reading

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Murray’s Net Gain

There was a young man from Dunblane/ Who with today’s Wimbledon gain/ Became the first Brit/ To win for a bit/ So ending eight decades of pain. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/tennis/23217393 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/353913564978888706

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Murray Mints Gold

A tennis star named Andy Murray/ Took gold at a venue near Surrey/ Repaying old debts/ As he won in straight sets/ He resembled a man in a hurry

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