Tag Archives: Wimbledon

Swiss on a Roll

A fellow named Roger who’s Swiss/ Hits balls and does not often miss;/ The oldest champ yet,/ He won every set -/ He really is taking the piss./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/40625069 A fellow named Roger who's SwissHits balls and does not often … Continue reading

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Playing Fatht and Looth

A tennis star named Muguruza/ Whose playing gets smuza and smuza/ Displayed enough keenness/ To overcome Venus/ Who ended up being the luza./// https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2017/jul/15/garbine-muguruza-wimbledon-champion-venus-williams A tennis star named MuguruzaWhose playing gets smuza and smuzaDisplayed enough keennessTo overcome VenusWho ended up … Continue reading

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Murray’s Net Gain

There was a young man from Dunblane/ Who with today’s Wimbledon gain/ Became the first Brit/ To win for a bit/ So ending eight decades of pain. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/tennis/23217393 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/353913564978888706

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There is a youn…

There is a young man from Dunblane/ Whose face betrayed anguish & pain/ After Federer won/ But cheer up everyone/ Next year he can try it again.    

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Serener Serena

A Wimbledon champ named Serena/ Won out in her favoured arena/ Tall and statuesquer/ Than rival Agnieszka/ Serena played meaner and keener.

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