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The langouste goodbye

De Rugy protested in vain/ He hadn’t a head for champagne/ And didn’t like lobster -/ Like Macron gives jobs to/ Old killjoys whose tastes are so plain!/// De Rugy protested in vainHe hadn't a head for champagneAnd didn't like … Continue reading

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Pottted lobster

A lobster place over in Maine/ Maintains it’s humane when they’re slain/ To dope each crustacean/ With weed-based sedation,/ Thus dulling its brain to the pain./// A lobster place over in MaineMaintains it's humane when they're slainTo dope each crustaceanWith … Continue reading

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Crazy In Lobster Love

Demand for Red Lobster crustaceans/ Has spiked after new revelations/ Re Beyoncé’s menu/ And favourite venue/ For dining, post-sexual relations./// http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2016/02/09/beyonces-formation-helps-boost-sales-at-red-lobster/80055898/ Demand for Red Lobster crustaceansHas spiked after new revelationsRe Beyoncé's menuAnd favourite venueFor dining, post-sexual relations. — Mick Twister … Continue reading

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