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Packet in!

The poor Royal Mail would be most/ Obliged to stop getting a host/ Of empty crisp packs/ Appearing in sacks/ For Walkers each day in the post./// The poor Royal Mail would be mostObliged to stop getting a hostOf empty … Continue reading

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Keep off the Grass!

Four stoners out climbing a fell/ Gave Cumbrian coppers a bell/ And said please come by -/ We all got so high/ We can’t seem to walk very well!/// http://www.nwemail.co.uk/news/barrow/Police-and-mountain-rescue-teams-called-to-help-walkers-stuck-on-Scafell-after-taking-cannabis-12bd7a19-9f16-40c1-952c-941ac57da00e-ds Four stoners out climbing a fellGave Cumbrian coppers a bellAnd … Continue reading

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