Tag Archives: environment

Crude Soil

Posted on November 7, 2019 by

A chain store is turning to muck/ Because it thinks fossil fuels suck,/ The folks at John Lewis/ Concluding cow poo is/ The clean way to power a truck./// A chain store is turning to muckBecause it thinks fossil fuels … Continue reading →

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Twisted firestarter

Posted on August 25, 2019 by

There was an old fellow named Ja-ir/ Who set the rainforest on fa-ir./ As flames overran it,/ He cried ‘Fuck the planet,/ Let agrobiz have its desa-ir!”. There was an old fellow named Ja-irWho set the rainforest on fa-ir.As flames … Continue reading →

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Shit suggestion

Posted on August 11, 2019 by

The head of Brazil’s mighty nation/ Who champions deforestation/ Says humans can master/ The threat of disaster/ By one-day-in-two defecation./// The head of Brazil's mighty nationWho champions deforestation Says humans can masterThe threat of disasterBy one-day-in-two defecation.#Bolsonaro #bolsonarohttps://t.co/lmjjW76pf4 — Mick … Continue reading →

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Ayes to the right

Posted on April 1, 2019 by

Some activist women and guys/ Took parliament quite by surprise,/ Protesting half-nude,/ A brief interlewd/ That caused a few members to rise./// Some activist women and guysTook parliament quite by surprise,Protesting half-nude,A brief interlewdThat caused a few members to rise.https://t.co/W21lzwrCYz … Continue reading →

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Packet in!

Posted on September 27, 2018 by

The poor Royal Mail would be most/ Obliged to stop getting a host/ Of empty crisp packs/ Appearing in sacks/ For Walkers each day in the post./// The poor Royal Mail would be mostObliged to stop getting a hostOf empty … Continue reading →

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Happy B-Earthday

Posted on April 22, 2018 by

To keep us aware of the worth/ Of this little planet called Earth/ They gave it a day/ Though no one can say/ Precisely the date of its birth./// To keep us aware of the worthOf this little planet called … Continue reading →

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Cut the Crap

Posted on November 21, 2013 by

Ed Miliband’s energy cap Got Cameron into a flap Now Dave wants to axe The fossil fuel tax Or in his own words ‘that green crap’. ///http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/david-cameron-to-axe-green-2815414 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/403572765023666176

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