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Ewes it or lose it

Some 56 ewes went to term,/ Australian farmers confirm,/ Each bearing a lamb,/ From one long-dead ram,/ By means of some very old sperm./// Some 56 ewes went to term,Australian farmers confirm,Each bearing a lamb,From one long-dead ram,By means of … Continue reading

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Christmas stuffing

A mum buying stuff for nativity/ Was thrown by the school’s negativity -/ To her it was news/ Inflatable ewes/ Are some people’s sexual proclivity./// A mum buying stuff for nativityWas thrown by the school's negativity –To her it was … Continue reading

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Knowing Me, Knowing Ewe

Some ruminant creatures can tell/ Us humans apart very well;/ Apparently sheep’ll/ Identify people/ While we bleat: ‘her face rings a bell’./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-41905652 Some ruminant creatures can tellUs humans apart very well;Apparently sheep'llIdentify peopleWhile we bleat: 'her face rings a … Continue reading

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Sheep on Grass

In Swansea a woolly stampede/ Was blamed on unsuitable feed/ The sheep that were crazed/ Reportedly grazed/ On fly-tipped remains of some weed./// http://www.southwales-eveningpost.co.uk/Concerns-psychotic-sheep-rampaging-Swansea/story-29314245-detail/story.html In Swansea a woolly stampede Was blamed on unsuitable feedThe sheep that were crazedReportedly grazedOn fly-tipped … Continue reading

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