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Chicken Run

When Inge the hen got a hunch/ She might become somebody’s lunch/ She fled in alarm/ To head for the farm,/ Rejoining the rest of the bunch./// When Inge the hen got a hunchShe might become somebody's lunchShe fled in … Continue reading

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One-armed Bandit

A pensioner caught on a farm/ Was causing the animals harm;/ His thrill seemed to come/ From some poor cow’s bum/ Up which he was thrusting his arm./// A pensioner caught on a farmWas causing the animals harm;His thrill seemed … Continue reading

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