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Poll of polls

Swiss voters have failed to uphold/ A measure far-reaching and bold/ To let cow horns grow;/ Their views we don’t know,/ Although they’re the ones being polled*./// Swiss voters have failed to upholdA measure far-reaching and boldTo let cow horns … Continue reading

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One-armed Bandit

A pensioner caught on a farm/ Was causing the animals harm;/ His thrill seemed to come/ From some poor cow’s bum/ Up which he was thrusting his arm./// A pensioner caught on a farmWas causing the animals harm;His thrill seemed … Continue reading

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