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Chicken Run

When Inge the hen got a hunch/ She might become somebody’s lunch/ She fled in alarm/ To head for the farm,/ Rejoining the rest of the bunch./// When Inge the hen got a hunchShe might become somebody's lunchShe fled in … Continue reading

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Poultry Excuse

The fried poultry chain KFC/ Is out of one item that’s key -/ No use finger-lickin’,/ They’re clean out of chicken,/ As Britain goes KFC-free./// The fried poultry chain KFCIs lacking one item that's key –No use finger-lickin',They're clean out … Continue reading

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Fox not Trusted with Chicken

The EU gave Liam a kickin/ About chlorination of chicken/ Which Brussels forbids/ But Fox reckons kids/ Will find chlorine sauce finger-lickin./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/25/brussels-attacks-liam-foxs-ignorant-remarks-chlorinated-chicken-eu-trade-deal-us The EU gave Liam a kickinAbout chlorination of chickenWhich Brussels forbidsBut Fox reckons kidsWill find chlorine sauce … Continue reading

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