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Present imperfect

  A boy called police in, distraught/ At what Father Christmas had brought,/ For Santa had missed/ The things on his list -/ This criminal had to be caught!/// A boy called police in, distraughtAt what Father Christmas had brought,For Santa … Continue reading

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Ranter Claus

Dear Santa, all jolly and stout/ Got angry and started to shout;/ As children appeared,/ He ripped off his beard/ And hollered: “Just get the fuck out!”/// Dear Santa, all jolly and stoutGot angry and started to shout;As children appeared,He … Continue reading

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