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Buzzing in the aisles

A shop seeking sales stimulation/ And more market share penetration/ Is now selling toys/ An adult enjoys/ With ‘Feel the Difference’ vibration./// A shop seeking sales stimulationAnd more market share penetrationIs now selling toysAn adult enjoysWith 'Feel the Difference' vibration.#sainsburys … Continue reading

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Bum Note

The Sainsbury’s chief was caught singing/ How merger has set the tills ringing,/ But “We’re in the Money”/ May not seem so funny/ If job cuts are what the deal’s bringing./// The Sainsbury's chief was caught singingHow merger has set … Continue reading

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His Master’s Voice Falls Silent

HMV got in the red/ As shoppers went online instead/ Now His Master’s Voice/ Has no other choice/ The old dog lies down and plays dead. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/entertainment-giant-hmv-goes-into-administration-8451438.html #HMV got in the red/As shoppers went online instead/Now His Master's Voice/Has no … Continue reading

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