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Panda Panders

Two pandas, a she and a he/ Were handed to Merkel by Xi;/ Meng Meng and Jiao Qing/ Must now do their thing/ In order for there to be three./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jul/05/panda-fever-grips-berlin-on-chinese-presidents-trip-to-germany Two pandas, a she and a heWere handed to … Continue reading

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Panda Pandered

There once was an Edinburgh panda Whose partner did not understanda She’s going to whelp With medical help, Unable to raise the chap’s danda. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-23625465 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/365761596632477696

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Pandering to Pandas

There was a he-panda whose date Showed no inclination to mate So zookeepers planned To give him a hand In order to inseminate. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2013/apr/21/edinburgh-female-panda-artifically-inseminated https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/326218149726920704

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What a Panda Must Do Pt 2

She-panda Tian Tian receives/ The aim of it is she conceives/ Yang don’t give a damn/ Wham Bam Thankyou Ma’am/ The he-panda eats, shoots and leaves*. (NB Latest reports indicate this may be more factually accurate if we omit the … Continue reading

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What a Panda’s Gotta Do…

The pandas of Edinburgh zoo/ Are doing what pandas must do/ Through their copulation/ The zoo’s population/ Of pandas could rise above two. http://www.metro.co.uk/news/895167-britains-only-pandas-finally-get-close-after-entering-tunnel-of-love

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Pandering for Pandas

Two giant pandas from China/Flew to Edinburgh in an airliner/ Tian Tian & Yang Guang/Must now do their thang/& make a wee Tian or Yang Minor. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-16023328

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