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Nuttall he Pretends to be

A UKIP man shot down in flames/ For making non-factual claims/ Is standing in Stoke/ And so this fine bloke/ Found somebody else whom he blames./// http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/media/2017/02/definitive-list-all-people-paul-nuttall-has-blamed A UKIP man shot down in flamesFor making non-factual claimsIs standing in StokeAnd … Continue reading

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Farage’s European Unions

A Frenchwoman’s lover named Farage/ Is joined to a German by marriage,/ Though closer relations/ With such EU nations/ We tend to hear Farage disparage./// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/06/nigel-farages-wife-pictured-without-wedding-ring-ex-ukip-leader/ A Frenchwoman's lover named FarageIs tied to a German by marriageTho closer relationsWith such … Continue reading

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Woolfe Throws in the Towel

A Kipper named Woolfe who got hit/ Declared his intention to quit/ The reason that Steven/ Has given for leavin’/ Is #UKIP is rotten and shit./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37682828 A Kipper named Woolfe who got hitDeclared his intention to quitThe reason that … Continue reading

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Anarchy in the UKIP

Divisions in UKIP got bitter/ When Woolfe was denounced as a splitter/ As manners forsook ’em/ The MEP Hookem/ Emerged as the party’s big hitter./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37582038 Divisions in UKIP got bitterWhen Woolfe was denounced as a splitterAs manners forsook 'emThe … Continue reading

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Out of Control

Diane who came top of the poll/ For UKIP’s top leadership role/ Has called it a day/ Which could pave the way/ For Nigel to take back control./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37558485 Diane who came top of the pollFor #UKIP's top leadership roleHas … Continue reading

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Ukip Skinny-dip

A Ukipper stripped off his gear/ To go for a dip off the pier;/ Allegedly Farage/ Showed bare undercarriage/ And flashes of lily-white rear./// http://www.itv.com/news/2016-09-17/nigel-farage-marks-final-conference-as-ukip-leader-by-going-late-night-skinny-dipping/ A Ukipper stripped off his gearTo go for a dip off the pier;Allegedly #FarageShowed bare … Continue reading

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General Erection

A Ukipper seeking selection/ Has lost his fiancee’s affection/ She found a blue pill/ And wonders whom Bill/ Is with while he’s up for erection./// http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/ukip-leadership-hopeful-in-cheating-row-as-fianc-e-accuses-him-of-viagrafuelled-infidelity-in-angry-a3321426.html A Ukipper seeking selectionHas lost his fiancee's affectionShe found a blue pillAnd wonders whom … Continue reading

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UKIP Keeps Woolfe from the Door

There once was a big UKIP split/ As three NEC members quit/ And vowed to get even/ With those barring Steven/ For missing a deadline, the twit./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36962266 There once was a big UKIP splitAs three NEC members quitAnd vowed … Continue reading

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Brexit Stage Right

The UKIP boss Nigel Farage/ Resigned as the group’s grand fromage/ He won in a poll/ To take back control/ But wants someone else to take charge./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36702929 The UKIP boss Nigel FarageResigned as the group's grand fromageHe won in … Continue reading

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Votey McBoatface

Farage went upriver by boat/ Campaigning for Brexit afloat/ Sir Bob set sail too/ To back the EU/ And fish for the odd floating vote./// http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/nigel-farage-and-bob-geldof-in-river-battle-on-the-thames-over-brexit-a3272161.html Farage went upriver by boatCampaigning for Brexit afloatSir Bob set sail tooTo back the … Continue reading

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