Ukip Skinny-dip

A Ukipper stripped off his gear/
To go for a dip off the pier;/
Allegedly Farage/
Showed bare undercarriage/
And flashes of lily-white rear.///

http://www.itv.com/news/2016-09-17/nigel-farage-marks-final-conference-as-ukip-leader-by-going-late-night-skinny-dipping/

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