To mark the end of Russia 29018, here are three World Cup Final limericks for you:
“It’s all gone without any hitch”,/
Declared Vlad Vladimirovich,/
But then Pussy Riot/
Disrupted the quiet/
Invading the Cup Final pitch.///
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Among the new heroes of France/
Are many afforded their chance/
By that immigration/
From nation to nation/
At which those like Trump look askance.///
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A young French attacker named Kylian/
Cost PSG quite a few mylian;/
He burst on the scene/
To score as a teen,/
The first since a certain Brazylian.///