Final Reckoning

To mark the end of Russia 29018, here are three World Cup Final limericks for you:

“It’s all gone without any hitch”,/

Declared Vlad Vladimirovich,/

But then Pussy Riot/

Disrupted the quiet/

Invading the Cup Final pitch.///

***

Among the new heroes of France/

Are many afforded their chance/

By that immigration/

From nation to nation/

At which those like Trump look askance.///

***

A young French attacker named Kylian/

Cost PSG quite a few mylian;/

He burst on the scene/

To score as a teen,/

The first since a certain Brazylian.///

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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